Avatar of Derpestein
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  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

I remember a mission gone wrong to attack a crashed UFO. In the first few turns, already, two died. I decided to abort the mission and evac, but the blue thing was really damn far away. I left one guy to defend while another person was going to the evac, when I decided I was going to do this frikkin mission. Third guy died, and the last one left was the rookie.

And she killed all the aliens. No joke. I don't know how, but through tons of luck and flanking, with only one survivor the mission was beaten.

I was like "Holy hell, she's female Rambo!"
Splinters followed Merrick to investigate the sudden gunshots. Judging from the sound, they were from the grave yard and that meant they were getting some form of assistance in killing the creatures. And when they got there, there it was: Somebody in a cloak with two guns, fighting the zombies. If it weren't for the fact she had guns and was shooting at the undead, he would've thought she was a witch raising the dead.

Splinters looked at the cloaked figure with a gun, fighting against the horde of the undead as they rised from the ground. He was going to say something, but Merrick had yelled before he could. Splinters stayed silent as he watched Merrick shoot the foul, undead creature in the arm. Splinters would have chuckled slightly when he saw Merricks' face when the damn thing didn't die--Or at least, didn't stop--when it was shot.

He took out his Winchester 1895 rifle, aimed with the sights and proceeded to shoot one bastard in the head. Another. Another. Another. Another.
Five down. Reload.
Gunshot. Gunshot. Gunshot.
Eight down. Reload.
uuuuuuuuuuurgh.

I was working on my CS and I accidentally pressed the X button -.-

Things of note:
Name is Steve
Aliases include 'insufferable flaming asshole'
In personality, includes, when fighting a water wizard, 'HNNNNNNG I AM SO WET, HN HN HN OH YES".

Stupid me not copying it.
26/06/2014

Death of Major Perry.

R.I.P you were the best sniper ever ;-; Fucking mutons. Not even a flashy close up animation.

Anyways, looking forward to the OOC whenever it comes out.
Ohmagaud said
Is anyone still here? Don't tell me it's died already...


Everyone left. Guess they lost interest.
omgsofabulouswoah.

Welcome to the Guild, lad. Or lass.
Morgan Freeman is god.
Magic Magnum said
Pfft, Morgan Freeman doesn't die. :P


Magic Magnum said
Pfft, Morgan Freeman doesn't die. :P


Magic Magnum said
Pfft, Morgan Freeman doesn't die. :P


Magic Magnum said
Pfft, Morgan Freeman doesn't die. :P
Save Morgan Freeman always.

Everyone else is expendable.

Morgan Freeman.
So, Xcom Enemy Unknown has finally finished downloading and I've played a bit.

My word, I didn't expect to care about my soldiers as much as I did on Ironman mode. I remember my Assault, nicknamed by me 'Blitzkrieg' being saved from a Floater by the Sniper, nicknamed by the system 'Loki' and on the same mission, Blitzkrieg saved Loki from one of those big aliens(forgot what they were called) by dropping from the roof and shooting it in the back with a shotgun.

Yeah. I will be spending ALOT of time on Xcom.
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