Then Pyro would defeat him by pure adoration, creeping the Balrog out and making it run away.
Pyro's a fucking pyromaniac.
Rupdeus said
Khamûl rides up to the Witch-King. "Lord, the wargs are ready."![]()

Completlie said
We have (among the people who are active) *deep breath* a witch king, a schizophrenic pyromaniac, a magical girl, a warrior girl, a girl with random powers, a knight of candy, a slave, a dark lord, and the world's worst superhero.
IAmTheZump said
Vader stared at the Witch-King as he returned to his fortress, and sighed deeply. Then he high-fived Pyro.
IAmTheZump said
I vote that the definition of "creativity sandwich" is officially listed as "Darth Vader, Pyro and Nathaniel of Unicorns marching on the fortress of the Witch-King".
Darkraven said
It'd take some time haha because I'm going to do it right