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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
  • VMs: 1
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Pyro tilted his head at the newcomers. They were strange.
And where he came from, he had to fight identical clones of his team for his entire life. On the off chance it was different, he would also have to fight a wizard with a wheel of magic. Jars of piss. Pyro shuddered.

So it was special for someone to be strange to Pyro.

Pyro burnt the ground near Luna, writing 'We're going to fight the Witch King!' Then proceeded to burn the bones that Achenar was playing with, turning them to ashes.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Pyro took the carcass and cooked it on the campfire, humming a lil tune. He threw it at Achenar. "...Mmmph."
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
'Shiken' Yellow.

A yellow chicken? XD
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Dark Elsa said
Well sadly I need sleep ..tired. night all


Night.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Rupdeus said
Vader, why don't we team up?


NO.

DON'T RUIN THE EPIC FIGHT.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
So.

Darth is leader.

Pyro is co-leader.

One breathes weirdly.

One can't talk properly.

Both have black masks.

Hmmm.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Pyro waved at Luna and Archenar and threw two cooked sausages at them. "MMMPH MMPH!"
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Pyro burnt the ground. 'Vader understands me. He can translate what I say.'
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Rupdeus said
The Witch-King destroyed Arnor, he killed King Avaleg I, he was lord of Minas Morgul, he killed King Theoden, he is the leader of the Nazgûl and he is over 2000 years old.


Darth Vader destroyed the Jedi, he killed Darth Sidious, he was the Chosen One, he killed Obi Wan Kenobi, he is the dark lord of the Sith and he is...An age.

I messed it up, I'm so sorry Zump.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Soooo...

A ragtag group of people (Psuedo-Evil Overlord, Schizophrenic Pyromaniac with a flamethrower, Fighter Girl, Candy Knight) go to fight this huge unstoppable army.

...THIS IS LIKE. THE PLOT OF MOST FANTASY FILMS. RAGTAG GROUP VS EVIL ARMY.
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