Lucian said
That anything like Yaoi-Haven?
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I've seen enough fanfics to know where this is going.
Nope.
Derpestein
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The Neckbeard Stroker
STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.
...I swear I'm sane.
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I've seen enough fanfics to know where this is going.
Nope.
^ My dreams have come true.
> Yay, potates.
v Will kill Lucian and Rex.
> Yay, potates.
v Will kill Lucian and Rex.
Banned for "No."
BrobyDDark said
Draw me the hardest...
He means, 'draw Derpestein the hardest'
manapool1 said
to be honest this is actually based on a show, I didn't make the otagi bank thing
Looked it up.
Huh, never knew about the show.
Anyways, my CS!
Name: Kuroki, Wataru (Wataru being the first name. Japanese for bridge, I think)
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Otagi bank or requester: Otagi Bank
Appearance:
Personality: A smartass, Wataru is known for cracking jokes, being sarcastic and all in all not a cool guy to get along with. He does, however, live up to the 'smart' part of smartass as well, as he is very intelligent.
Biography: Though his family was extremely religious, Wataru was an agnostic. The Kuroki family didn't take too kindly to this, however, and would often times try to 'ask' him to believe in god. He didn't.
When school came, Wataru aced his classes. All of them. There was only one 'test' he had failed: Gaining friends. Not that he cared, of course: He was perfectly fine with being alone. When he found out about this 'Otagi Bank' he thought it was a good way to call in favours in the future. That leads us to now.
Theme song: YOU THINK YOU KNOW THEME SONGS?! THIS. IS. FOCUS!
Likes: Techno, Jazz, being alone, video games, soda
Dislikes: Rock, pop, large crowds, boredom, fruit flavoured water, Jelly ("Don't. Even. Bring up. The jelly incident."), cherries.
Animals: None.
Banned for banning someone who banned someone who offhandedly knew the taste of ass.
^ I don't even know what the fuck you just said.
> Wat.
V halp.
> Wat.
V halp.
Banned for eating me.
Fucking T-Rexes.
Fucking T-Rexes.
What does Otagi mean anyway? Or is it just a vaguely Japanese sounding title that doesn't mean anything?
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