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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Pyro is thoroughly confused.

He sets fire to himself and respawns in the Red base.

Pyro is back to his home world...
In a dumb rp about kids killing other kids → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks
Two days...
In So Megan Fox is April O'Niel → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Honored Brother said
I just don't want to be reminded that movie exist.


I was confused on what this thread was about until I read this.

Michael Bay for destroyer of childhood. Vote.
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Please kill it before William dies, guys.
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
William pumped his shotgun, the common sound drowned out by Goliaths' chaingun spinning and roaring, accompanied by his insults. "HEY YOU, FIRE DICK!" He nodded to his teammates. "I KILLED YOUR PET MANTI-FUCKTARD OVER HERE!" Banging his chest with his fist, Will ran away behind a solid piece of debris, awaiting the fire genie to come at him. Talking through intercoms, he told his teammates his plan. "When it's coming at me and it's distracted, shoot the hell out of it." He watched for the Djinn, awaiting it's arrival. If his teammates didn't kill it, he would. "Overwatch."
In School for Mages and Knights (pair RP) Drama! Fighting! and other stuff! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I may or may not use google docs with Algo.
In Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (IC & OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Dan walked in the hall way, hands in his pocket, carefree. Walking into biology class, he fiddled with his red long-sleeved shirt, sitting at his seat next to Cassie. He didn't care much for biology. but he paid attention all the same. After school, he was going be going to the fencing school. He snapped out of his thoughts, focusing on what the teacher was saying.
In School for Mages and Knights (pair RP) Drama! Fighting! and other stuff! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Graian scoffed. "I don't get you at all. Pumped about having to walk up more than three sets of stairs every day to get to our dorms?" He shook his head. "Figures I'd get paired with you, Green." His familiar, a red eyed bunny, popped out of his bag. "Let's go check it out, then..." Picking up his familiar, he walked to the stairs and started walking up, and up, and up, and up...
In School for Mages and Knights (pair RP) Drama! Fighting! and other stuff! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
HAH, ROOM 4 TOP FLOOR IS OURS!

WE GET THE BEST VIEW.

Seeing as I can get to the roof quicker, dibs on position of Fireball Sniper.
In Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (IC & OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
I'll be posting soon. By the end of the day anyway.
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