Avatar of Derpestein
  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
  • VMs: 1
  • Username history
    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

An earthquake, huh? This sucked. He'd have to take shelter from the Earthquake and it felt like Dan would be losing the contents of his lunch. Sliding under a table and hiding under there, he waited for the Earthquake to finish like he'd heard.
*Steals a pillow*

"Don't take any pillows from the fort. I'll nudge you and take back my pillows, plus all of yours, to be used for upgrades to the fort. Right now, my fort stands at level 1,280. It is unstoppable." HAH!

MADNESS, FOR YOU SEE...

I AM THE PILLOW THIEF!
nanodragon626 said
I was kinda thinking mine would look like thisIs this okay


Same question.

Joegreenbeen said
To conform, I changed my avatar. (Eventually)

idlehands said
I spent over a year on a forum that makes Spam look like Mr. Roger's Neighborhood and everyone assumed I was a dude. I had the same name as I do now and always kept rather gender neutral avatars. I never confirmed or denied and it was a lot of fun. Then finally it slipped out but at least by then the tits or gtfo was done in a joking manner. Nargle, how long did it you to confirm?

Sherlock Holmes said
Petition denied.

ImANargleHunter said
Sometimes I wish I never confirmed my gender identity to you guys.


All men are women.
All women are women.
All children are FBI agents.
Stefan0620 said
Not.kaiju, no. I'm not opposed to introducing aliens later, but not at onset


Awww, we don't get to punch godzilla in the face.
Zed said



That song creeps me the hell out.
Max Shadow said
sorry to see you out so early in >__<


Pffffttt.

Have no fear for...Um...
QuietThinker said
Well this looks like fun..One question though, as I am incredibly new: where the hell do I post my characters, and what standards must they meet?


This will be my champion, woo, woo.
Go, my champion newbie! Fight with honour and fire'!
Will's hand started shaking. He was too late. The combat knife was dropped, the clanging repeating and repeating until semi silence. But, Lazar...The drill...Will shook in his shackles, roaring. "YOU MONSTER SCUMBAG!" He shook his shackles to no avail, but he still shook violently. He didn't care for the drops of water building up in his helmet, even if the HUD was malfunctioning.

He would avenge all three. His sister, his brother and Lazar himself. But for now...He was more concerned by his bindings. He started banging on his armoured legs, but it didn't help. All he could do was shout swears and angry, unintelligible gibberish. He continued struggling as Xavier shouted his protests, he continued swearing incoherent swears. "FUCKING...COCK SUCKER...MONSTER...BASTARD!"
Rin Okumura said
Maybe I am Jeff. Not really, I thought of Jeffery Woods for a name before I found out that is his supposed real name. Then I found the picture I use and thought it just worked really well, especially since the before picture of Jeff looks somewhat like me.I'll control him, don't worry about the killing because it won't even happen.


He likes handling the favors involving making people 'disappear.'

/me chuckles slightly.

Enough teasing though. Welcome to the bank.
Get to the IRC, 69.
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