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Judgments of King Eldred

Skeleton Corpse Scissorhands said
Was his father programmed to kill his mother? that is so sad i wanna cry

He was a secret golem who wanted to be a human but snapped under the pressure and killed everyone ;-;

Judgments of King Eldred

Oh Kostra, making a stealth parody RP cool RP.

Name: Terrior 'Teribad' McB
Age: 9999999900000000000000000
Personality: He's a mentally unstable lich that is prone to committing mass murder and pillaging and throwing fireballs at 'mobs' for 'XP'.
Bio: Terribad had a normal upbringing until bullies! Oh no! He became grim dark and edgier than a razor blade factory. That is until it was revealed that his father was a GOLEM and EVIL and KILLED HIS MUM OH NO. He ran and lived with wolves when it was revealed that they were GOLEMS programmed to make Terribad's defences go down and they got KILLED. and in GOLEM blood, in the ground, was 'I TWISTETH YOUR PLOTETH'

He was consoled by a group of friends who told him he was still Terribad and stupid even if he has a contrived, stupid backstory. Then his EVIL father who is a GOLEM killed them all.

Oh and he became a lich.

And stuff.

Appearance: He's a lich so he's practically a rotten corpse Mage zombie.

ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC)

Vordak said
BTW, vibroblades aren't actualy legit weapons if you apply blade harmonics to them. When you slash, you want to lose as little of the initial energy as possible, since the blade acts as a wedge that is meant to displace matter, not transfer energy to it. But vibroblades, while they do imply a cutting motion, they also GREATLY increase energy loss through friction (look up ultrasonic welding to see what i mean), rather, winning over a normal blade only when you dont have enough space to properly accelerate the weapon. Vibroblades would be great for CQC, but they most likely will not rival a normal blade in slashing power. A flanged vibromace, on the other hand, would be great, since the vibrations will only supplement its primary function, effectively softening, shattering or even liquefying matter, increasing the effectivness of the mace's blunt trauma.

It works as a mini chainsaw in knife form, essentially.

IRC, long story, blah blah blah. I don't have the logs.

Rate the Signature Above You

6/10

Cute, but otherwise blank.

ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC)

"Damn, Xav, you're goo-" He was interrupted by a new mission briefing. Pushing Xav off, he went to the new 'speciality stations' . Grinning, he took out one of the new vibroblades. In theory, the generators built inside it would make the knife vibrate like a mini chainsaw and make slash wounds even deadlier, turning a simple knife into a weapon of murder.

He picked up a new pump action shotgun. Correction: Pump action rail-gun. Will grinned. He spotted a new suit of armour: A powered, modular exoskelton. Otherwise known as: A badass iron man suit. Supposedly, it'd help with reloading, had a built in friend or foe detector and a HUD. This would help, a lot. After putting it on, he went to the dropship and said through the radio, "Don't count me out of it. Hell if the 'Assassin' isn't going to help make badasses out of these rookies." He sat near his fellow Englishman, nodding his hello.

What if spam was a Saturday morning cartoon?

It'd be courage the cowardly dog.

Rate the Signature Above You

2/10

It's just semi-funny quotes and a tumblr link.

Rate the Signature Above You

10/10

Beatles and LOTR.

Rate the Signature Above You

10/10

Adorable.

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

I hate Meta-Gaming in Arena.

Oh hey, my character has this strange, very specific weakness and your character knows it...SOMEHOW! Without it ever being shown IC! Cool!