Derpestein

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

Rilla said
That can go both ways. with people having "strange, specific. weaknesses" that make it literally impossible for the.other person to take advantage of. Same with weaknesses that are completely at the mercy of the.controlling player.

It was hypothetical.

For a more relatable thing:

Lets say this man is very durable to most elements without fire. His opponent who doesn't know this IC but does OOC, uses fire first thing for no reason. He's not a pyromaniac, he's not a fire Mage, whatever.

When it IS a fire Mage, however, then it's different because fire is their strong point so of course they'd use it.

But when you have a very varied character with lots of different abilities and by coincidence you use a fire bomb on your opponent who is weak to fire without any indication, it's fishy.

Unless the character has super perception. Or something.

Most deplorable characters/things you've RPed

Altered Tundra said
A character of mine named Vincent Orgull Darcone is the Emperor for a FFXII-themed 1x1 rp I'm in with a friend of mine. Earlier in the rp, i wrote a scene between him and another character of mine, Savayna Glacie(his sister-in-law), teach her a lesson cause she, in his mind, fucked up a mission that she was given, The lesson was not something of punishing her to a lower rank, but rather he made her strip down to nothing but her birthday suit and he told he to come close to him. From then, he bent her over his desk and would fondle her body. When she would think that he would rape her, he would lean in to her head, specifically her ear, and whisper "Is it better than my brother?" Then he told her to get dressed and said "You look pathetic." That scene was truly one of the most deplorable scenes I have written for a character, but it is by far one of my favorites just cause it was so impactful of establishing Vincent as a true dickhead character.

At least he DIDN'T rape her.

If he did, he'd get a +100 bonus to being an absolute asshole.

School for Mages and Knights (pair RP) Drama! Fighting! and other stuff!

JELDare said
Name: Slick - Age: 17Gender: MaleAppearance:But with brown hair and blue eyes.Personality: Doesn't care about things he's not interested in, to the point of ignoring it completely. He prefers to talk than fight -since he used to be in an orator club- but if his family name is brought into question he won't hesitate, since he holds a hatred to it's name. He will also fight if his partner is threatened. Disabilities: He over analyses situations.Equipment: A robe, a sword on his back -which he has at all times to protect his partner- and a pair of headphones, which he only wears while fighting.History: After denouncing his family name, he left to focus on his studies at the age of 13, when he met his partner. They had an instant connection, but Slick always treated her as a little sister, when they discovered they had a Celestial bond they both agreed they need they had to come here. They trained for months to be able to have top grades at the school. Slick is extremely worried something will attack him or his partner and always has a sword to accompany him, just in case.Paired with: Lily UtsukushīEmotional bond description: Lily is the only one Slick could ever put his trust in and always treats her like a little sister than anything else. His first friend they made a promise to always be by each other's side.Artifact: The Equinox gauntlets- a black one and a white one.Artifact description: (The ones in the pic just the left hand one is white and the right hand black. EDIT: I know their hard to see, but just go with it.) When the Celestial bond happens two gauntlets are formed; black, from the darkness in the enemies heart and white from the light in their hearts. The more of this in the respected person's heart, the stronger/weaker that specific gauntlet gets.

Ashens?

Get back to reviewing tat on the brown sofa, Ashens!

Creation: Play God, Free Roleplay.

Pathfinder said
Well somebody needs to make a planet, I need to get my ocean on.

How bout you do it, Pathy?

Creation: Play God, Free Roleplay.

Pathfinder said
I would like to say, Rup... I'm disappointed in you. Secondly, has an earth been created yet. I'm not very sure.

Just a sun, stars and papayas.

Yeah I took your stars. Sorry.

Roleplayer Guild: Tactical Spamionage Operations

Spam team 3?
What about Spam team 1 or 2?
Did they explode?

I had a crazy dream.

TheMadAsshatter said
I've had several dreams where I had a gun, and in most of those dreams I was faced with bullet-sponges for enemies. :/More on topic; that sounds pretty awesome. I had a lucid dream a couple of nights ago, but I lost it about ten seconds after I realized I was dreaming. Reality checks work!

I don't want to lucid dream. People say it can give you sleep paralysis.

Sleep paralysis is shitty. Wake up, but your body can't move and you have a really bad itch. Ugh.

Anyways, on topic: My most vivid dream was probably this dream of a zombie apocalypse. I remember one thing from the dream. Sitting in the back seat of a moving car, then teleporting zombie teleports in.

Puer Magi Madoka Magica: The Reversal - Puella Magi Madoka Magica RP [SPOILERS ARE EVERYWHERE]

Hero said
Is this still open? D:

O'Course we are!

We haven't even gotten an OOC yet.

So if you wanna...Contract?

Creation: Play God [Reboot]

Pathfinder said
So is this going to be a thing or are we going to let it die again?

OOC and IC already started. http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/53938/posts/ooc?page=6#post-1670037

Creation: Play God, Free Roleplay.

Did Rupdeus just...Poop on a guy?

Pack up everybody who wanted seriousness and actual humour :P