Avatar of Derpestein
  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

Hero said
You mean willingly sell my soul on a wish that'll go horribly wrong?! Sign me the hell up!


Excellent.

What is your wish?
pitwhousedtodopokemon said
In soviet russia, hampsters bite you!


But, people don't bite hamsters...

Do they?
Giygas said
Lucid dreaming doesn't give you sleep paralysis. A way of inducing lucid dreaming is by learning sleep paralysis. But if you don't use that technique nothing like that will happen.


I see.

Well, I guess I'll go and learn how to lucid dream. Do reality checks work?
Get to the IRC, Skel.
BlackCat said
And i need to get my evil on


And I need to have knights to be chivalrous and shit.
Skeleton Corpse Scissorhands said
Up for some Verdun Derp?


Eh, sure. I'll go downstairs to my computer in a bit anyway.

Seriously though, use team speak more often (the U key then type what you want to say then enter) to communicate.
This story makes me want to go and buy DayZ.

Sad tale, though.
BingTheWing said
Nooo.Da poop is da earth.Das why fertilizer is poop.Dig?


Den...

We are all eating plants growing from poop.

Dun dun duuun
JELDare said
I just came with it on the spot dude, I didn't mean to quote anything.


Hehe.

Ashens is the name of a youtuber that I watch. Sorry if I made you confused.
BingTheWing said
AHA! Someone make earth out of Sam the papaya!


He needs to wash up first.

He has the smell of deplorable, humourless poop joke on him.
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