Avatar of Derpestein
  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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  • VMs: 1
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

HollywoodMole said
I'm pretty sure they're a terrible idea anyway, because pigs smell blood and know they are going to die : L


Which is why people use stun guns so that the animal is unconscious.

If not, enjoy hoof in your face.
Lennon79 said
While you raise some good points, especially about the over the top despair I intentionally worked into the CS, I fail to see how his particular fighting style is any more or less imaginative than say, punching things. What you tend to get in PMMM RPs is a pissing match in terms of magic, with each CS having a more interesting and 'original' method than the last; I prefer to ignore that and have a character focused on personality (admittedly, a rather bleak personality).Your points about him being homeless and not having all the advantages of a normal child, more or less correct. But read it again and I never stated whether or not he been at an orphanage, or attended school. He simply doesn't know anymore and after a couple years living on the streets drunk and drugged out his eyeballs, how could he know? A big part of his personality is that he is right on the brink of falling into complete despair, which is intended as a plot hook for others to interact with, instead of having a character who is flawless and happy, needing no help.And last but not least, I call complete bullshit on him being in any way a Sue. He is not perfect; his combat style is self-destructive, his lifestyle is slowly staving him to death, he is socially awkward. And being distrustful is one HELL of a weakness. I take your point about his combat style and I can change that if necessary; the intention was actually to make him as he would need to rely on others to fight stronger Wraiths; again, a plot hook.I can see where your coming from, but I still disagree. Plus I did say that I can remove the BIO and Personality sections if required.


You...

Took it surprisingly well.

Normally on the internet people get pissy and assholish about criticism. Good job.
Doivid said
I get the joke.


What? What's the joke? I don't get it. Um.

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*waits for ensuing shit storm to happen.*
ActRaiserTheReturned said
Yes, killing cattle is evil. Even though you're basically sending them to Cow heaven, where there is no farting, and thus, no methane gas.


How is killing cattle evil?

They get killed painlessly most of the time in slaughterhouses. As humanely as possible.
In Hello 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild, Edd.

If you normally write only a few sentences or so, then free is for you.

If you can write paragraphs, casual is for you.

If you can write walls of text; Advanced.

Anyways...I hope you enjoy your stay as a new addition to the Guild. May I ask what your favourite genres are?
Lennon79 said
Any chance you're still recruiting?


Yes.

Join us.
User said
i work at a IT firm, i risk shooting peaple everyday yet i get no respect.


You risk SHOOTING PEOPLE everyday yet you get no respect?

Yeah no that doesn't deserve respect at all.
Welcome to the guild, Galatea!
Sorry for the late welcome.

May I ask what kinds of genres you like?
Still waiting, Rook ;)
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