Disdain

Myriad Reality

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I would say they're close enough to be able to derive the same meaning either way.

@Source

I'm not the opposite of a bear by any means.

Myriad Reality

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I didn't believe you were. Quite the opposite, really.

@Source

What sort of opposite? The opposite of a bear? Or the opposite of belief? Two entirely different things, you realise.

Myriad Reality

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Unfortunately, I am not that either.

@Source

Ah. Well, that's mildly embarrassing. In that case, I am not a bear. In any case, I am not a bear, really.

Myriad Reality

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As shocking as it may seem, I am not a fish.

@Source

Ah, but you're not very good at hiding the fact that you're an electric eel.

Myriad Reality

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It is if you happen to be a fish.

@Source

Are you a fish?

Myriad Reality

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I would hope that you aren't secretly a bear. That would probably be pretty terrifying.

@Source

Would it really? I feel like that'd just be strange, not terrifying.

Myriad Reality

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Bears cannot sufficiently lead.

@Source

Then it's a good thing I would be the one leading it.

Myriad Reality

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The leaders of the gang leaders, otherwise known as politicians.

@Source

In some cases. If I were in this gang, I would allow myself only to be led by bears, because that would be a reasonable thing to do.

Myriad Reality

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And to whom do I owe the privilege of the prominent teddy bear gang leader being in my presence?

@Source

Me, I suppose. If I am, in fact, the leader, who else could cause me to come to you?

Myriad Reality

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It's functional, and I think that's what really matters in life.

@Source

Technically, that's literally what really matters. But having a consistent aesthetic is also nice, which explains the random little teddy bear I have hanging around my neck.