Disdain

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Disdain>

I've been to at least
*Counts on my fingers for a few seconds*
two amusement parks before and there was always way more people than this! Statistically speaking, one of us should have been taken by now!

@Meta

But ghosts don't operate on statistics!

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Disdain>

I don't know... We're still here, so how could there be any ghosts?

@Meta

Well, you said there's "hardly anybody here" but there are still people here, so maybe the ghosts just haven't snatched us!

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Disdain>

You think so??

@Meta

Maybe! If you found it in the vast expanse of the universe then I'm sure it must be easily findable!

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Mammalia>

Snatched?

@Meta

By the theoretically haunting ghosts!

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Disdain>

I don't know. That was preeeety creepy!

@Meta

But what if it's forced to take and eat that horrible sugar-free candy? We can't leave it like that! It would be a true horror!

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Disdain>

*Takes a syringe and injects sugar water into the candy*
Justice—
*Puts on sunglasses*
Has been served.

@Meta

Let's give it to the arm! It would be an injustice not to let him or her know what he or she was missing out on!

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Disdain>

I knew this place was haunted!
*Marches indignantly to the entrance*

@Meta

*Shakes my head disapprovingly at the arm and follows you* Did you expect anything else? We should correct this injustice!

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Disdain>

Aha!
*Throws the magnifying glass into the air*
It's. Sugar. Free.

@Meta

What? *Catches the magnifying glass* That can't be right! Who would do such a thing?

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Disdain>

*Takes out the magnifying glass and looks at the candy*
Hmmm... suspicious!

@Meta

*Shines a flashlight on it* Still?

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Disdain>

*Shrugs*
I dunno!
*Takes a piece of candy from the bowl at the window, as a live arm reaches down into the bowl as well*

@Meta

Hello! I hope you enjoy the candy! *Takes a piece for myself; the hand tries to grab it* Oh, you wanted that one? Here! I'll take another! *Takes another*