Disdain

Myriad Reality

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But really, Pinkie or Pinkamina?

@Meta

Pinkamena. Do we have a Pinkie?

Myriad Reality

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Oh, so none of them.

@Meta

-shrug-

Myriad Reality

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Sure!

@Meta

*He has both arms* And I'll give him a nice comfy bed! *He is in a hospital room with his identification* Let's keep investigating! What else about this train is safe?

Myriad Reality

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Which one? 👻

@Meta

british pinkie

Myriad Reality

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Hmm... I think he's asleep! It must be a pretty safe train if you can fall asleep!

@Meta

That's completely true! Well, maybe I shouldn't wake him up, but I could still give him an arm! Quietly!

Myriad Reality

honestly we just need Pinkie and we'll have the perfect trio here in this haunted amusement park

Myriad Reality

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Yep! They pass!
*Draws a check on the clipboard*

@Meta

Oh, so that's why this man is missing an arm! Shall I give him one? Would you like one, mister?

Myriad Reality

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Waitwaitwait! Don't hurt it!
*Blows air into my other thumb and my arm blows up out of my shoulder like a balloon*
It was my fault for sticking my hand outside of the train! It's the whole "keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times!"

@Meta

You're right! Actually, that's a very good safety encouragement! "Don't stick your arm outside of the train or it might get bitten off!" Can we check it off?

Myriad Reality

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*A shadowy creature jumps up and bites off my arm*
WOAH!!

@Meta

Okay, that is really real! Let me see your arm; I'll fend him off!

Myriad Reality

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I don't know! I don't gauge speed very well!
*Holds the magnifying glass outside the window to magnify the surroundings of the train*
Hmmm...

@Meta

*Looks at the people and points a magnifying glass at one of them* Excuse me, sir, how are you enjoying your day here so far?