Disdain

Myriad Reality

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*We both emerge from the rubble and I shoot another cannon blast at him, knocking him down*
I guess you could say the circuit...
*Takes off my glasses and puts them back on*
Is in town.
*Kicks some rubble aside, revealing a trapdoor*

@Meta

*Begins looking for the missing children and returning them*

Myriad Reality

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*The owner turns into a monstrous creature, dripping with slime from all pores*
It's over. We've been waiting to reel you in for a long time.
*Shoots out a support beam with a party cannon, causing the building to collapse on top of both of us*

@Meta

*Begins shutting down other attractions and retrieving people from them* Refunds, refunds everywhere!

Myriad Reality

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*Speaks into a radio*
This is unit 5P; send in the boys. Operation Surprise Party has been a success.
*SWAT teams descend from helicopters and surround the perimeter*
You're under arrest for negligence, malicious endangerment of patrons, the kidnapping of eight children in the past month, breaking every safety protocol, and about a hundred other offenses. You're going to jail for a looong time, pal.

@Meta

*Shuts down the roller coaster before the next batch of people can get in*

Myriad Reality

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Where are they??
*Throws him against the wall and cracks my knuckles*
We know all about what you've been doing here.

@Meta

*Is in front of the coaster operator* That's very dangerous! What if someone is incredibly light and flies so far that they don't hit the ginormous pillow?

Myriad Reality

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*Grabs him by the shirt*
Where are they!??

@Meta

*At the top of the next crest we're released from the coaster and fall onto an enormous pillow outside of the bounds of the park*

Myriad Reality

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*Confronts the fat owner at his desk, interrupting his mustache twirling*
Party's over, bub.

@Meta

*Raises my hands as we sail down the decline*

Myriad Reality

yes soul you are finally here again I'm so excited this battle is fun

Myriad Reality

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*Looks back and forth and puts on a pair of sunglasses, then kicks down the door*
Everybody get down!!

@Meta

*The coaster launches up the lift and then slows down as it goes up* Whee!

Myriad Reality

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*Hops along to a series of office buildings*

@Meta

*Gets on the coaster*

Myriad Reality

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Okay! That's fine!

@Meta

*Skips off in the direction of a roller coaster and gets in line*