Drakel

Spam Biography

Joegreenbeen said
Wait! Shouldn't we finish Dragon with him turning into the Badger God. O say we go off Wayne's last post to do so.

The latter.

And He's Drago, not dragon you silly been.

Slingshot's Kife Kessons #181

Slingshot said
Never dribk beer ever. Its a terrible time

What happened to the other 180 KIFE KESSONS?? :p

Spam Biography

Make me a biography, kay? kay.

My thoughts on life.

Azarthes said
That's why I'm a 1500 lb basement dwelling misogynist virgin with acne problemsLives are for bitches And bitches are dumb?

Look for a woman that is also 1500 lb and just have crazy sex with her...

Aza, you'll have your boobs, her boobs and boobs that you didn't even think were possible for boobs. It'll be crazy and you'll be confused by all the boobage that would be surrounding you during this fat person's sex.

That is... if you would be able to ever find your lost penis.

Alright, Nat,

Natsianluck

How do we control the bandwagon population?

Jorick said
There have been times when bandwagon threads eclipsed the entire front page of Spam, 30+ threads burying everything else through sheer weight of numbers. This current bandwagon isn't all that impressive.

Wasn't there a band wagon at some point that flooded around 3 pages? Or am I thinking about that Spam royal popularity contest thing? I forget which it was but it was huge.

Mines Command Thread

::Mine again while attacking monster by farting in it's face.

Hey Sherlock

Apparently this is actually a thing... who would've thought lol.

I'm so screwed...

The Nexerus said
Just yell into a pillow or something.

But it'll never be the same as yelling at some newb