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    1. Drakel 12 yrs ago
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Dervish said
The Elder Scrolls has a shitload of elves, a lot that perverse the usual tropes. But it still has a race of ubersniper wood elves.


I know that....

But I'm trying to show elves that weren't like their usual tropes (mostly uber snipers)...
Barioth said
Drow are uber snipers too, they just like to be sneaky and unnerving about it. I don't know what their natural habitat is though.


Dark caves and black shaddowy areas where the sun never shines... They're also more into poisons and trickery than the other forms of elves.

How about Dwemer?
The Nexerus said
What's a piss baby?


OH for the love of...

Okay nex I'm gonig to explain it all for you...

When a mommy and a daddy love eachother very very much they both decide they want a baby and do magical things togeather.

After doing these magical things daddy stands on top of mommy, takes a giant piss before they both begin to start having lots of sex and the woman discovers that she's now pregnant after the act....

The end...

And that kiddies... is how a piss baby is born... through the acts of taknig a piss and lots of sex.
Barioth said
I have a hard time thinking of "Elves" without woodlands and über sniping.


Drow
In Alright, Nat, 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
natsumehack said
she making the account.


Consider yourself divorced K-9
Lady Squee said
You guys should totally read it. :3

Basic Plot:

Caelfel Gyssedlues is a young she-elf at seventy-six years old, the youngest known elf in her woodland city. A highly skilled archer, she was picked to join a certain hunting party to defend their forest from goblins. All is well until she chances upon Feraan, the most hated elf of the Honey Water Empire. She breaks royal decree by saving his life and finds herself constantly at odds with her people and a dangerous tracker. She is often forced to defend herself and her family simply because of her decision.

Meanwhile, she finds herself becoming closer to Feraan, perhaps even falling in love, but the longer she knows him, the more apparent it becomes that Feraan's enemies reach beyond their elvenkind. Soon those enemies come searching for him too, putting Caelfel's life in even more danger.



So far it sounds really interesting Squee. I'll take a look at it when I have the money lol.
ImANargleHunter said
Drakel, stop being such a piss baby.


rood
In Alright, Nat, 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Drakel said
It doesn't.From what I remember, members are only allowed 5 or less alternate accounts and some peopel do have shared ones.... It just means that Lucian and Nat would both be using up one of their alts for this shared one... But this isn't oldguild so it probably isn't safe.


Confirmed it... It's cool.

http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/35634/posts/ooc?page=1#post-1064156
In Alright, Nat, 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
K-97 said
Nat...I thought we were married???


Nat just needs a temporary leave so he could go out and see other people, which in turn would make him see how horrible other people are and thus further strengthen your relationship...
In Alright, Nat, 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Joegreenbeen said
Is it not Fonz Cool?Could we get a mod to determine this?


It doesn't.

From what I remember, members are only allowed 5 or less alternate accounts and some peopel do have shared ones.... It just means that Lucian and Nat would both be using up one of their alts for this shared one... But this isn't oldguild so it probably isn't safe.
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