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Take about five dozen eggs…

Marik said
Shit just got real.

The capitalized "FUCK" gave off that it was some kind of sexual joke... The rest was pure guessing.

Here's one for you...
A programmer is sent to the supermarket with instructions to "buy butter and if they have eggs then buy a dozen."
Returning with 12 butters, the programmer says, "they had eggs".

Take about five dozen eggs…

Is it a penis?

I Feel Awful

ImANargleHunter said
I went in to take my road exam earlier today. I was super nervous, but I had aced my independent drive in drivers ed (which had everything from the road exam on it plus more) and I spent the last few nights driving around practicing parks.

And the road test was going fine until I had to do my parallel at the end. Out of the dozens of parallel parks I have done before my exam, I have probably only been unsuccessful 3 times while I was initially learning how to preform the maneuver. I'm usually great at them. In my road exam I bumped the curb while doing the parallel in my first two attempts, and parked a couple centimetres too far away from the curb on my final attempt (lined up directly behind the vehicle in front of me, mind you). So automatic fail. If I got it on the first try, I would have had 50 points, and you don't fail until you hit 75 (or get an automatic). Even with my unsuccessful attempts I still scored a 70 but I got that freaking automatic.

I'm going to retake it in Sherwood Park instead this weekend, but I still feel like shit.

Wish you luck.

The Nexerus said
Probably still a better driver than I am. I need to pass my test yet, too. :/

I've yet to even take mine. Though in my defence I don't like to drive at all unless it's for a time that is less than 15 min.

I broke Pi

Jorick said
c/πd equals 1, and as such it is not a rational fraction that gives you pi, as they were discussing. Pro tip: if pi is in the fraction it's not rational and it probably won't equal pi.c = πdthusc/πd = πd/πd = 1

You do know that 1 WAS actually the answer that I was looking for...

Congradulations Jorick you get a star for effort.

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Joegreenbeen said
Okay, decision time! Who is going to go first: Aza or Sherlock. Whoever is chosen in the next post will be chosen.

I say we do Jorick since he was asked to be done next twice in a row instead of skipping everyone who asked first out of the blue.

First come, first served I say.

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natsumehack said
Not that kind of borny, I mean the MLp FIM kind.

Are you telling us that you're horney for little ponies while also being bored?

I broke Pi

CidTheKid said
but c = πd, so it's still an irrational fraction.

c/πd

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Doivid said
You didnt answer my question. :(And Sophi is the same person as sherlock. No idea who the third is.

Holmshire is Sherlock's alt who is Sophi's alt who is Contra alt...They are all the same person.

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Doivid said
Wait who are we proving ourselves too?

Precisely.

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Joegreenbeen said
You need to prove yourself to get on the list.

Nuff Said