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Cuban Pete took advantage of Ganondorf's sudden laundry-list of distractions, and put his plan into motion. He quickly tossed away his Hand Teleporter and spray bottle of Space Lube, placing them just behind Ganondorf as he stumbled backwards. With a quick telekinetic push, the spray bottle spritzed a path for Ganondorf to slip on, and the Hand Teleporter activated a portal to Tracking Beacon #2(in the crater). Sure enough, Ganondorf slipped on the Space Lube and was sent flying backwards, right into the portal. With a rather anticlimactic crackling noise, Ganondorf disappeared. He reappeared, looking somewhat dazed, in the middle of the crater Pete had left on his arrival. Far above, Pete's pod hovered. Cuban Pete, giddy with excitement, telekinetically snatched his spray bottle and teleporter away and into his hands. He stood behind his portal and lubricated impromptu Slip N' Slide and began honking excitedly, almost as if he was beckoning for someone to do the same thing Ganondorf had just inadvertently done.
That'll bring your total number of characters up to ten, Rokku. Why not just stick with one or two? Especially considering how all your characters just _scream_ "I'm bored and want to directly rip something else off without much room for personal input", in this case Danny Phantom.
Cuban Pete's pod rocked violently as it was struck by Ganondorf's energy waves. Desperately trying to keep the pod under control, Cuban Pete retreated upward and away from the fortress. Clearly, if the ship was to survive this fight, the fight would have to relocate somewhere safer... like a field or something. Cuban Pete hatched yet another plan, this one having nothing to do with grenades. Flying out to the rather broad crater his ship had left on first landing on this crater, he delicately placed a second tracking beacon in the middle of the crater, and flew the pod a quarter-mile straight up. Confident that his plan was in motion, Cuban Pete plucked a hand teleporter from the workbench, set its target to Tracking Beacon #1 (in the now-top floor of Ganondorf's fortress), and activated it. With a soft crackle, a blue opaque oval appeared at Pete's feet. Pete slipped the hand teleporter into his pocket, stepped off the oval, and stepped back onto it. With one small step into the oval, Pete appeared at the far end of the room from Bee and Ganondorf. A crackling stun baton in one hand, and a spray bottle of Space Lube in the other, Pete looked ready to unleash all hell on anyone in his way. Maybe.
Cuban Pete, getting a rare view of the battle from above, managed to see what kind of power levels were being dealt with here. He immediately scrapped his comparatively-puny smoke grenade and headed back to the ChemDispenser. Breaking out one of his few *large* beakers, which could each hold 100 units of liquid, he set to work creating the ultimate chemical weapon. Silently cackling, he carefully set aside a large beaker and a small 30-unit bottle. In the beaker was 30 units each of Napalm, liquid Plasma, LSD, and 10 units of liquid Sugar. In the bottle was 10 units of Potassium, Phosphorous, and some extraneous Plasma. With care never seen taken before by such a ridiculous character, he made an absolutely massive grenade out of the bottles and an extra-large canister. Carelessly, he tossed his earlier grenade out the escape pod door, where it clattered harmlessly against the floor. Now, all Pete would have to do was wait for both of those fellows to get locked in melee. Then, a quick telekinetic placement of the grenade would deal with them both in a spectacular fashion.
Oof, wouldn't that make it susceptible to having the part of the body it's extending a big target? It's got no defenses for people who get behind its torso beyond just clotheslining them with its abdomen.
Hey, Kalamadea. A bit of a word about Volvagia. It's basically a Chinese-style dragon, what with its *incredibly long* body. If it, all of it, burst forth from a hole and charged forward, it would look like a Wiggler from the Mario franchise. There's a good reason why it primarily fought by bursting forth from lava holes and either going directly vertically or only sticking its head and arms out.
Wait, how does Ice/Fire make sense? You're immune to a power while using it, that's obvious. But how does being immune to everything but the ambient version of a power that damn near every setting agrees should be strong against you work? This breach of "normalcy" isn't going to help anyone. You won't get to RP out being challenged by anything, people won't get to RP out challenging you, and you'll just kinda *be there* in fights, since there's no reason for the enemies to attack you.
> > How can you be weak to cold, but immune to ice? Ice is pretty cold. > > First off, weak to cold but immune to Ice is in reference to direct attacks. Cold areas, until heated, will reduce the power of his attacks. However, any Ice-based attacks towards him won't affect him. So... wait. How can you be weakened by AMBIENT cold, but completely immune to immediate topical application of either an *extremely cold* object or a burst of *pure cold* force? Shouldn't that also weaken your attacks?
And how being made of earth makes you weak to ice. Is this just Pokemon type rules as applied to the Monado?
Hey Rawkhawk, I've got a question. How come using your FireUtil makes you weaker in cold areas, but also makes you immune to ice?
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