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Neo-Umbrella's Siberian Warehouse Securing the warehouse was easy. There were only three guards still in there, and none of them had gas masks on. Securing them was a matter of ordering them down on the floor and dragging them out to Bernd and Julius. At Sergeant Jirich's orders, Clifford Nobles and Hampus the Red were marched out for interrogation. Private Bubonicus, taking charge of the interrogations, slapped Clifford and Hampus in handcuffs. "Answer me: who are you, and where did the people inside the pod on the roof go?" Hampus, being scared out of his wits, was entirely unable to respond to Bubonicus' questions, and merely babbled incoherently. Back inside the warehouse, Private Doppo Orochi managed to find Guts at the entrance to the lab. "Hey, you! Get down on your belly and put your hands behind your head!" Doppo growled, pointing his gun at Guts' head and standing a safe distance of twenty feet away.

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You gonna post your vampires again? Since this setting's power level is significantly higher, there won't be much wrong with your powers.

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With much effort expended, Pete and Jack managed to get Bee into the escape pod. As Pete prepared to lay Bee on the workbench and have some fun, Pete realized that Bee's thirty seconds of stunning were up. The reaction was instantaneous: somehow, Bee went from being held limp in Jack and Pete's hands to standing up and fully alert. Reacting quickly, Pete struck Bee in the back with his baton... but, "luckily", the baton was off! All Pete ended up doing was give Bee a good whack across the back with a blunt object!

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Pete, seeing Cirno at last, gave her a friendly wave as he helped Jack pick up Bee. Of course, any attempt to help Pete would result in immediate misery, as Pete presented himself to be entirely incapable of cooperating with Jack's efforts to help. Pete pulled roughly, fully expecting Jack to work at Pete's speed and not his own. Understandably, this whole ordeal was rather annoying to the stricken Bee.

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Pete shook his head. He needed no ice cream, where he was going. With a flick of his thumb, Pete activated the stun baton that he used to tap Bee's shoulders and gave Bee a light thwack about the shoulder. As Bee crumpled up, Pete gave a pleasant little honk with his horn. If anyone there knew how to speak Clown, they would understand what Pete had just said. And what he said was

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"out-played."

Pete grabbed hold of Bee's collars and began dragging him back towards Jack, grinning from ear to ear. Of course, Pete was always grinning. This time, however, his real face matched his outer one.

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Nodding grimly, Pete moved in to secure Bee. Performing the least subtle sneaky walk possible and honking all the while, Pete crept up on Bee. With a sly grin hidden beneath his plastic-molded ear-to-ear grin, Pete gently tapped on Bee's shoulder. Pete held his other arm conspicuously behind his back, hiding all manner of potential methods of incapacitation. If Pete could get at Bee, he'd be happy to die now!

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Pete once again jerked his thumb to the pod. He then rather less subtly mimed hitting someone over the head with a blunt weapon, dragging a body away from somewhere, and messily performing invasive surgery on it. Unfortunately, Pete's charades skills were phenomenally rusty, so that last action ended up looking rather more like a one-man do-si-do from a seated position than whatever it was Pete was trying to pantomime. Settling down, Pete looked at Jack and waggled his eyebrows meaningfully. How exactly a rubber mask could convey waggling eyebrows was a mystery for the ages that even Pete would have difficulty explaining.

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So you'll "only" restrict your extreme bullshit powers to when you really have to? Like, say, when you're about to lose a fight? Currently, even restricting your powers to just no-selling every projectile you'll face is Gold Experience Requiem-tier powergaming (still kinda sizzled that that got through, but oh well). Honestly, I'd suggest picking a canon/AU vampire and abandoning the Vitae and Distance stuff.

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Pete slid off Jack's back like oil off a duck's back, somehow managing to land in a standing position. Seeing Jack looking suspiciously at Bee and seeing a perfectly good chance to get Bee incapacitated, Pete nodded grimly at Jack. He subtly pointed his thumb towards his pod, and pointed his other hand's index finger at Bee. Pete waggled his eyebrows knowingly, expecting Jack to somehow pick up Charades skills in a scant few seconds.

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So Vitae is basically what psionics is to magic... while still being magic in absolutely every way. You've just made magic that people can't stop with magic. I don't have a problem with this, beyond the weird oneupsmanship about it that basically makes it "Magic But Better". Also, those listed powers are phenomenally overpowered. Instant avoidance of attacks, instant stopping of enemy attacks just in case avoidance can't work, instant teleportation of something that can instantly kill someone right ONTO them, and instant killing of anything technological or organic. This is just a few steps beneath active reality warping.