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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


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Sounds good to me! What aspect of Potter are you looking for? I've got a list of canons and OCs in my first post, but I'm always happy to make new OCs. P:
Haha, one day I'll be focused enough! Woosh!

Aelyn and Vi friendship 5ever. *_* Baddest babes in the verse, unstoppable in their quest for shinies and fun and excellently crafted cocktails! I love it. So looking forward to it. Aaahhh, just, dawwww. <3

Haha, yeah, pretty much! Mykail's definitely the more emotional and volatile of the two, since his empathy is a lot more sensitive. Aelyn kind of drowns out others' emotions by surrounding herself with droids to keep herself grounded, but Mykail doesnt really have anything he can use to buffer the onslaught. So he gets crazy irritable and defensive. Bwaha, yeah, Mykail's going to haaaate life on The Viper. >:D And so will everyone else by the time he's done with them.

-bounces with-
This is going to be maaagiiicaaall!
Hey, I'm always down for Harry Potter. It's the fandom that doesn't quit. 8]
In Unintended 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
OKAY finally not moping over losing everything. Writing away. Where are we hosting the cup? I'd loosely indicated England in my Katie post, but it's definitely not concrete.
Bump!
My problem is... I'm always lazy ): I get distracted hella easily and unless I'm actually using paints, I tend to just say fuck it and go sketchy. One day I'll finish a digital piece... one day *_*

Glad you finally saw Guardians! It's so magical. I've seen it like...5 times now haha

Also AHSKS G SBSJSHSGSJS. Too cute. *_* Aelyn is too used to Mykail to be scared off by grumpiness or snark and wayyyyy too determined to make friends with Vi. Omg it's going to be hilariously awesome. Aelyn's just going to follow her incessantly, chattering away with lots of exclamation points and attempts at hugs and arm touches and almost near constant physical contact. Aelyn forgets that not everyone is hardwired to need closeness like Zeltrons are. She'll be tackling just about everyone whenever she's excited.

Mykail is a grumpy gus and since close proximity with people literally gives him migraines, he'll be much more likely to go brood quietly and hate on everything from a distance.
Thanks! I got pretty lazy on them, one day I'll probably finish polishing them but they'll do for now.

I'm super stoked for the hilarity :D wild incompetence makes for the best adventures.

Sounds good to me on all fronts. Ahhhhh!!! This is going to be magical!!
Heya! I’m Taco/Alice. I’m an old butt who has been roleplaying for well over a decade.

I’m hunting for some Borderlands goodness, as the title states. I’m pretty enamored with the universe. Comedy, drama, shooting bandits in the face, wub wub, and gazillions of guns—what more could a girl want?

I’ve played the main campaign for 1, main campaign and all DLC for 2, and the demos for Tales From the Borderlands and the Pre-Sequel. I’ve never RPed in the universe before, but I’m experienced enough where that shouldn’t be an issue.

I’m looking to play and develop Maya. I’m happy to write her with any canon characters from the series, but I’m especially looking for fellow Vault Hunters. I ship Maya/Axton and Maya/Krieg, but shipping is hardly necessary.

Content wise; Pandora’s a shitty place, and lots of brains are going to be splattered all over the goddamn place. The violence is going to be over the top ridiculous, but that's half the charm. I’m not opposed to mature romance, but it’s not required. I’m happy to write at your comfort level!

I’d love to write through the main campaign, with some slice of life goodness in Sanctuary along the way. I’m also down with post-game goodness!

My ideal partner writes around 3-6 paragraphs a post, depending on what the game needs, with less for combat and dialogue heavy scenes and more for exposition. I’m a friendly Taco and I like to be buddies with my partner, so be prepared for me to talk your ear off about geology out of game.

I need someone who can be patient with me. I love to RP, but I’m a full time student who commutes 5+ hours a day during school and I’m married with puppies. There are going to be times where I won’t be around for a few weeks at a time, especially during finals. I’ll never ditch a game forever when it starts, but I have had to take month long hiatuses before.
I'm probably going to re-do the painting later, but I just wanted to get something posted. >.<

Mykail's competent with a blaster, but between his temper, his inability to keep his mouth shut, and his poor decision making, he manages to fuck up just about any situation he finds himself in. People soon realise that, despite his knack for shooting things and being scary, he's more trouble than he's worth. Sure, he'll kill your enemies... but he'll probably manage to blow up half your resources in the process and piss off every rival gang in the sector



“All Zeltrons are obsessed with romance. When they cannot love, they fight. Both are sports to them.” – Lumiya


Mykailos Krael; No Rest for the Wicked
Race: Zeltron
Birthplace: ISD Acheron, an Imperial-II Class Star Destroyer
Languages: Basic, curses in twelve other languages.
Racial Bonuses: Pheromone Production, Empathy, Increased Metabolism, Second Liver
Skills: Dirty Fighting, Ruthlessness, Intimidate, Strategy, Marksman, Navigation, Enhanced Memory, Athleticism, Interrogation, Lie Detection.
Equipment: Imperial Heavy Repeater, Grappling gun, Personal energy shield, Comlink Implant.

Mykail’s childhood was spent in constant flux. The son of two highly decorated Imperial sailors, he and his twin Aelyn found themselves moving almost yearly. Extremely empathetic, even by Zeltron standards, Mykail found the emotional load of the thousands of new people he encountered year after year to be exhausting. The overstimulation made him prone to intense migraines, and consequently extremely irritable.

After the death of his parents, Mykail and Aelyn were put on a transport to Zeltros to live with extended family. Waylaid by pirates, the twins managed to bargain a spot on their crew to avoid being sold into slavery. Mykail had trained on blaster rifles and studied military strategy in his earlier years—as a Terracus Raider, he had the opportunity to put his education to good use. The comradery of the Raiders was powerful enough to drown out the empathetic drain of killing and thieving, and he flourished as he never had before.

Things went to hell when the Raiders were crushed at the hands of the Liberators. Numb with all the death, Mykail was never quite sure how they made it out alive. Nar Shaddaa was an overwhelming place, and Mykail found himself pissing off several dangerous people almost on the daily. Eventually, between his picking fights with better armed mercs and Aelyn’s gambling habit, the pair had to run for it.

With entirely too many mercs on their tails, Mykail and Aelyn ran for Tatooine in a fit of desperation. They bargained with Mahuva the Hutt, an old contact from their days with the Raiders. He ever so generously agreed to buy out their debt… with a moderate interest rate of 23%. With nowhere else to go, the twins agreed. Aelyn was set up in a workshop and a spare rifle shoved in Mykail's hands. Now, he does Mahuva's dirty work, wringing credits out of defaulters and getting answers with judicious use of violence.
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