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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


Most Recent Posts

In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Oh maaaan. I keratin straightened my hair for years because my waves/curls were just completely unmanageable. Luckily I've gotten enough of it grown/washed/cut out that my hair can hold a curl again, because I totally missed it while it was pin straight. I finally have my crazy thickness back and the texture lets me hold my curls for 3ish days now. I can't believe I ever hated my hair before ;_; I was so dumb. I know some people with like, insanely straight hair have had luck with straw curls, but it looks hella tedious.
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Hair is mysterious! ¯\(°_o)/¯ I curl my hair almost every day, but I have a curling iron that literally does all the work, otherwise I would just braid it into a bun because I'm lazy as fuuuuuck
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
DUDE YES I get the same thing. My stylists are always amazed at how healthy my hair comes out after massive processing. Part of it must be genetics, haha! I do soak my hair in coconut oil every week and wash it like, every 6 days or so, maybe that's the secret.
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
My roots lifted nicely and my ombre tips did too! I only did 15 minutes for the first go since my virgin hair is a light blonde anyways. I'm soaking my hair in oil before I redo the midsection. Luckily, I have the most robust hair ever (and I baby the shit out of it haha!) so I can do crazy shit to it.
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
That's on my list of shit I need to do, haha! I'm bleaching out my hair right meow. Going silver next week and I need to lift as much red and purple out as I can >.<
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Feel free to add whatever you fancy! I'll get my bastards over once I get my hair done. Woosh!
“House elves?” Sadie asked, taking a bite of her potatoes. Oh god, these were _divine_. This was already the best place in the world. She was going to get so fat here and she didn’t even care. This was exquisite. There should have been choirs of angels celebrating this meal. Huh. Sadie hadn’t thought about it, but she wondered if there would be church. She’d attended Catholic school in Swindon, but the books list hadn’t mentioned a bible. Were wizards religious? She couldn’t imagine Sister Maribelle being particularly on board with witchcraft. She filed that question away for later. It was loud, and Sadie had to lean in to better hear George talking to Seine. She grinned, looking over in curiosity. Seine held up a dark finger, busy working on a massive chunk of bread, before finally swallowing. “My dad has a show on the WWN, sometimes he writes columns for the Prophet. My mum’s a Healer at Mungos.” He must have caught Sadie’s confused look, because he chuckled and elaborated, “Wizarding Wireless Network is radio, St. Mungos is a hospital in London.” “Gotcha!” Sadie chirped, then paused. “So Healer’s are like… Doctors?” “Yeah, I guess? My mum doesn’t cut anyone up or anything, but I think it’s the same thing.” Sadie felt a little overwhelmed—there was so much to learn and to know and it seemed like she’d never figure everything out. She looked at the pitcher of juice Xia He was pouring a little suspiciously. “It’s pumpkin juice,” the pretty prefect smiled, “I promise, it’s good.” “Weird,” Sadie shrugged, thanking the older girl as she poured her a goblet and sniffing it hesitantly. It tasted a bit strange, but not unpleasant. She looked down the table and boggled at the sight of something… someone rather transparent near the far end of the table. She looked at Brennan in alarm, who finally made eye contact with her and followed her pointed look. “That’s Nearly Headless Nick,” he remarked gruffly, “Don’t stare, Sades. It’s rude.” “Is he…what…” “He’s a ghost. Relax.” Sadie shot him a sharp look. Relax? _Ghosts_ were real? She obeyed his request not to stare, but she peeked a few glances, gasping as the ghost tilted his head off his neck almost completely… Sadie winced and quickly dropped her gaze. Gross gross gross!
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
No worries! I've got school in a bit and I've got to go to the museum to sort out some paperwork, so I'll be gone for a while.
In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
I loved your post!! I'm so ready to get back into this game! ahhhh!!! :D :D :D
I am so sorry! ): I needed to withdraw from everything and focus on my family. Had to get my meds tweaked and that's always a pain in the ass. Wooo, school. I'm back too but this quarter is much lighter. Yeah! I work at the Burke Museum doing research into foraminifera. It's neat!
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