Ahh! Sorry for the delay. I'm working on getting my post up.
I made a shitty lil timetable based on info from the Lexicon about the first year schedule.
El Taco Taco
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Schist happens.
STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 8 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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No worries! It's Macklemore. :D
It's kind of my shtick, I guess? I've always had Macklemore gifs for my sig here. I saved like, ten bajillion gifs of him for a character on another site, but it never went anywhere. So I just cycle through them randomly here, because he is a handsome motherfucker.
Ahhh! No, sorry, I've just been hella swamped. >.< Sorry!
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I've never RP'd in the universe before, but I've sunk a bajillion hours into the series. I'd be interested in hearing what ideas you've got! :3
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Eventually I'll give Samaire a real CS. Maybe.
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Samaire Cathan
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Samaire thinks awful things about just about everyone! :D -pat!-
Bahahaha! Yessssssssss. >:D
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Haha, poor Asuras! He seems perfectly lovely. Samaire is just judgey as shit.
Oh Matiir, you're going to be called so many worse things over the course of this game.
I'm trying to strike the right balance. It's tough! >.<
I'm almost through my queue! I should have a post up soon, unless you fancy starting.
Sorry for the delay!
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Bump!
If anyone's interested in a Jumpers game, I have a starter ready to go. And one for Parminder, if you fancy fluffy Potter goodness.
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