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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


Most Recent Posts

In Please Stay 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
I AM THE WORST You have no idea how happy you've made me, haha. *_* Kishimoto can't write his women for shit. Thank god for fandom, giving his ladies the badassery they deserved. Oooh, fall weddings are gorgeous. Yay! And that's so awesome. It's imperative to have a lady look after you when it gets close. It's a stressful time! I WAS SO MISTAKEN, I DIDN'T LOVE RONMIONE UNTIL I READ A PERFECT FIC It was Hermione's view of her Hogwarts years and had her bonding with her parents and omg, it totally sold me on it. Ronmione 5ever and ever. YES. WORKIN ON POSTS NOWWWWWWW oh god how do I even Quidditch
BAM, FINALLY.
The castle was infinitely better in the daylight. Now that she could finally see everything, Sadie’s head kept whipping back and forth, wonder painted across her face. A castle. She lived in a castle. How was this even her life right now? How had she been so fantastically lucky to be a witch and live in a castle in such a mythical landscape? She felt like she was in a movie, clicking across the courtyard. The crisp air was so real, stinging her cheeks. How would seven years ever be enough to marvel over this wonder? She hitched her bag more securely on her shoulder, quickening her pace to catch back up after the distraction of gobstones and the light glittering off the most beautiful clock she had ever seen. Sadie had opened her mouth to ask for the map when they were joined by a pair of older boys. She recognized George’s brother—whom her own had looked ready to murder, she remembered with a wince. He hadn’t seemed to have forgotten that. Sadie was grateful for the distraction of the other upperclassmen, who seemed several million times friendlier. With a glance to her companions, she obediently followed. He—Max—was… chipper. She felt a little more at ease, even with her nerves coiling in her stomach. Class. Her first class. She’d waited so long for this, hoped for so much… she had to be the best. She was going to learn everything. Because magic. “Seine Jordan,” her taller companion offered, a heavy brow quirked. Sadie waved a little, bouncing as she walked. “Sadie Ethans. It’s—ooh!” The bridge! She hadn’t meant to get distracted, but the view! She darted on ahead, red hair flouncing, undoubtedly mussing up the braid Asenath had woven so expertly that morning. She bounced, leaning out across the railing as far as she could, utterly enamored. The misty valley was beyond beautiful—Sadie laughed in delight, dropping back to her feet to bounce. She heard Seine’s snort of amusement, but she couldn’t muster any embarrassment. “That,” she informed them brightly, “Is officially The Best View in the History of Views. Full stop.”
Name generators, maps of cities, weather on certain dates, face claim heights/weights/ethnicities, basic math, prompts... I almost always have 2 or 3 google tabs open. If I'm writing for a fandom, I'll have their wikia open whenever I'm working on it, mostly to check timelines. I also compulsively collect appropriate music. Almost all of my RPs have playlists. I'm not neurotic, what are you talking about
Ooooooh yess. I love it. >:D I am about halfway through a post, but I have to go like, put on my face and go to class UGHHHHHHH so I'll have a post for you after all that fun times.
I'm aiming to get you a post by tonight Or tomorrow morning. :) Our forever ago PM thread says we were planning on dragging in ambrosia and a new big bad culting it up; maybe Halloween heralds the escape of baddies from azkaban or worrying propaganda appearing everywhere?
I have chronic bitch face. I've had multiple friends inform me that I sneer and look slightly murderous when I zone out. But it keeps people from talking to me on the bus, so I'm not particularly bothered.
In Mahz's Dev Journal 11 yrs ago Forum: News
I usually have to double click the reply button when I post from my phone. It can be a pain clicking the little link to the last post without mega zooming, but it's not a huge deal. Other than that, the site works brilliantly on mobile.
I use past tense for most posts, but I use present tense for things like altered states, magic, dreams, and sometimes combat. It's a good way to show that things are weird for the character and to get inside a characters perception of their world.
Pee emmed!
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