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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


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This sounds right up my alley. I'd be happy to join you in such an RP.
Another bump!
Still mainly looking for games with my characters that already have starters. Or my Harry Potter OC, Atlas, because she is my favorite little nerd.
Haha, yeah, I'm babying the shit out of it like extra crazy. I'm really protective of my hair, it's absurd P: I've been having my hair coloured, usually to red, for weellll over ten years now, but this is the first time I've gone platinum light. I had white hair until I was like, 6.

I'm going grey already, so I figured I might as well do it purposefully, haha!
Haha, we'll figure out the Triwizard goodness eventually!

I went silvery lavender! It needs some touchups, because getting fucking red out of my ends has been a goddamn nightmare. I'm rebleaching it in ~three weeks and touching up the lavender ombre then. For now, I'm just going to play with manic panic while my hair recovers. Altho, my hair actually feels amazingly awesome and I had almost no breakage. The hair gods smiled upon me *_*
Still having this issue; I've only tried it on Chrome, but I'll test it on other browsers momentarily.
I always feel like the house should sort based both on learning styles and values. Like, tactile to Gryffindor, independent reading to ravenclaw, group slash artistic to hufflepuff, group and connective to Slytherin.

haha, shit! I have no idea

ugh, I feel sick! I spent all day dying my hair and I guess breathing in chemicals all day did me no favors haha
I totally agree. I love every version of these nerds, even when they get treated like shit by their creative medium. Fanfic and RP are how we fix this anyways. And we will always have the books <3

I actually use Harry as a Slytherin in my personal canon for certain roleplays, bc I think it hammers home the "choice over fate" theme more and deals with that obnoxious Gryffindor bias in the books. I also love Cassius Warrington as the Hogwarts champion jn the Triwizard Tournament. I love Cedric, don't get me wrong, but HNGHHHH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO COOL *.*
We aren't alone in our frustration!!
http://alice-allosaurus.tumblr.com/post/123820730412/okay-okay-im-going-to-tell-you-what-hermione

I FOUND THE RANT!!
Yep!
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