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STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 8 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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No worries! MCU is totally sufficient.
The cinematic universe has a wiki over here with decent articles on characters and history.
I'm not sure if it's canon in MCU, but traditionally Clint is deaf and learned archery in a circus (can you tell his backstory was written over forty years ago? P: ) he and his brother joined after running from a drunk dad.
This has a really well written Clint, a blend of the movies and modern comics--a little more of a shmuck than the movies show, but nails his humanity perfectly.
We Were Emergencies by gyzym on AO3 is an *amazingly* well written Clintasha fic that develops his movie character--it's also incredibly filthy, thus why I didn't link it. The characterization is absolutely flawless, but it is a long read. And like, so porny. But it delves into how Clint's possession would be psychologically scarring and, gah, it's just so good.
Sif is more steeped in myth, so you have all that to draw from. I really like how she's written here. This author does such a good job of writing the ladies of MCU, haha! Her piece on Maria Hill is the single greatest interpretation of her character ever. All her pieces stick strictly to MCU canon.
Sif's wikipedia and MCU wiki pages have really good information on her character, and I nodded to her and Heimdall being siblings in my post. You are free to pick and choose whatever canon you fancy, it's cool. :)
Mostly, I just read tons of fanfiction, some meta on tumblr and rewatched the films. From there, it's just kind of going crazy with it. It's Marvel, it's all weird and kind of silly, whatevsies.
The cinematic universe has a wiki over here with decent articles on characters and history.
I'm not sure if it's canon in MCU, but traditionally Clint is deaf and learned archery in a circus (can you tell his backstory was written over forty years ago? P: ) he and his brother joined after running from a drunk dad.
This has a really well written Clint, a blend of the movies and modern comics--a little more of a shmuck than the movies show, but nails his humanity perfectly.
We Were Emergencies by gyzym on AO3 is an *amazingly* well written Clintasha fic that develops his movie character--it's also incredibly filthy, thus why I didn't link it. The characterization is absolutely flawless, but it is a long read. And like, so porny. But it delves into how Clint's possession would be psychologically scarring and, gah, it's just so good.
Sif is more steeped in myth, so you have all that to draw from. I really like how she's written here. This author does such a good job of writing the ladies of MCU, haha! Her piece on Maria Hill is the single greatest interpretation of her character ever. All her pieces stick strictly to MCU canon.
Sif's wikipedia and MCU wiki pages have really good information on her character, and I nodded to her and Heimdall being siblings in my post. You are free to pick and choose whatever canon you fancy, it's cool. :)
Mostly, I just read tons of fanfiction, some meta on tumblr and rewatched the films. From there, it's just kind of going crazy with it. It's Marvel, it's all weird and kind of silly, whatevsies.
Not at all >:D
Cosplay is loads of fun! Expensive, but awesome. Husbandito and I really want to cosplay Bravest Warriors and Mass Effect, so that's next on my massive list of future costumes. We get tons of great conventions here in the pacnorwest, so we have loads of opportunities to cosplay, which is nice.
And no worries, I totally know that stress.
I've seen a lot of Steven Universe on my tumblr-- it looks like a cute show (and minerals yayyyy!), but I'm behind on ten thousand other shows right now, so it'll probably be a few years before I get around to watching it. No idea what that last one is.
I mostly watch Brooklyn 99, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Peggy Carter, and Rick and Morty. Plus I binge watch true crime and forensics shows, because I am hopelessly addicted to terrible TV.
And no worries, I totally know that stress.
I've seen a lot of Steven Universe on my tumblr-- it looks like a cute show (and minerals yayyyy!), but I'm behind on ten thousand other shows right now, so it'll probably be a few years before I get around to watching it. No idea what that last one is.
I mostly watch Brooklyn 99, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Peggy Carter, and Rick and Morty. Plus I binge watch true crime and forensics shows, because I am hopelessly addicted to terrible TV.
Yeah, I'm super excited!
I'm making a cosplay for my friend, Mordecai from Borderlands 2, and he bought me supplies and fabric so I can remake my Maya cosplay ;A; I wasn't planning on cosplaying this year because of finances, so I've just been over the moon. And swamped. So swamped.
Take your time, I won't be posting until September, at least
I'm making a cosplay for my friend, Mordecai from Borderlands 2, and he bought me supplies and fabric so I can remake my Maya cosplay ;A; I wasn't planning on cosplaying this year because of finances, so I've just been over the moon. And swamped. So swamped.
Take your time, I won't be posting until September, at least
It's fine. I'm on a posting hiatus atm, preparing for PAX. I can chat, but I just don't have the time to write, so take your time :)
This is your birthday song, it isn't very long!
This is your birthday song, it isn't very long!
DOOKIE IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL DAY OF THE YEAR!!!!
YAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
YAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
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Why!? What did you just make me watch!!!!??? I can never unsee any of that now! Ah! I can hear the hideous voices in my head! Get them out!!!
Um, excuse me, that's some Classic Internet History right there.
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