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El Taco Taco female Member

Schist happens.

STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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Bio


"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate

Most Recent Posts

In blackbird claw, raven wing [ closed for El Taco Taco && Nemaisare ] → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
BECAUSE BIOWARE HATES US ): ): ):



Also, I'm totes going to spam you with Hawkeye goodness.

One of my best friendos cosplays Fraction's Hawkeye...and I really want to cosplay Kate Bishop like whoa
In When It Rains, It Pours → 11 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay


You're welcome <3
In Please Stay → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Ugh, phones! They can be straight butts, for sure.
In Taco's Taco Truck, Take Two: The Tacoing. [ Casual-Advanced, Always Searching, IPC ] → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Now that I'm actually succeeding at being human, I figured I'd bump this.

So, you know

In Year One [ Closed for TheDookieNut and El Taco Taco ] → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Oh my goodness she is so cute! *A* <3 I wish I had a cat. Husbandito is like, deathly allergic, booo.

YES I TEN THOUSAND PERCENT AGREE WITH YOU. ME3 was so glorious and captivating and then...fucking space magic. All the things I could have forgiven in the game became aggravating, because it was like 'I did all this work to try and save the day as best as I could, and it all boils down to a colour coded ending where your choices don't really matter, wooo'.

<3 aww, thanks. I'm slowly improving. I just got some new meds, so hopefully these will stop my dizziness and help my brain even out again. Fingers crossed! My friendos have been super patient and lovely, I am utterly spoiled ;A; <3

It's a pity when leadership is shitty like that. >: It always seems to be the workers who have to bear the brunt of it. I hope things ease up!
In Not Everything is Lost → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
No worries! Trust me, I understand the struggle of school-life balance. Shit is hard. <3 Take your time!

I'm getting there, slowly but surely. (: I just have to keep trudging along and let my meds get sorted. With any luck, I'll be feeling better within the month.
In Year One [ Closed for TheDookieNut and El Taco Taco ] → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Yeah, the Hinterlands are awful. Fuck those bears, seriously. And that FUCKING FADE RIFT WITH LIKE, LEVEL 14 BULLSHIT right next to the camp and the fucking wolf cavern. FUCK THAT RIFT IN PARTICULAR.

But yeah, it totally picks up if you just fight every instinct ingrained by years of gaming and ignore the stupid quests. I hope Dragon Age 4 is smaller and feels less empty, but that's not likely. -sigh-

Aw, thanks <3 Yeah, it's just summat that happens with bipolar, unfortunately. But it'll get fixed.

Awww, kitten!! PHOTOS. I NEED THEM. ;A; -lives vicariously through Dookie Nut- Kitttiess!

Ugh, that sounds so frustrating. :< I'm sorry hon! -hug-
In Not Everything is Lost → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
No worries! Sorry for disappearing--the joy of being sick! I hope school is treating you well. (:
In Please Stay → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Oh my gosh! You look so pretty and happy! Congratulations!! I hope it was everything you wanted <3
In Year One [ Closed for TheDookieNut and El Taco Taco ] → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
It's definitely different than Skyrim! I think my main complaint is the sense of grinding--I spent 20 hours in the Hinterlands during my first playthrough, because I'm an obsessive completionist, and a lot of those quests were just boring.

I've been better! I kind of got laid on my ass by my bipolar meds deciding to quit working. Of course it all happened once my husband left for his month of training, because my brain is awesome like that. I'm seeing my doc on wednesday and hopefully we can get me on something more effective.

How are you my dear?
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