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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
8 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
Standing by the riverside Patiently waiting for the tide To come along, to come along The water going through her feet And on her body wind so cold and sweet, so cold and sweet
Age: Twenty Three Date of Birth: April 15th
Appearance:
No one’s quite sure how someone as small as Carys manages to have such a large presence. Barely 158 centimeters and 52 kilograms soaking wet, her big laughs and wide grins draw people in, and her good nature keeps them around. Her blue-grey eyes are usually crinkled in mirth, a brow quirked and a quip on the tip of her tongue. Carys wears her brown hair long, usually braided or pulled into a ponytail. Her style manages to be playful and practical, with splashes of colour and trendy pieces paired with pockets and shoes fit for scrambling over rocks on impromptu misadventures.
It's so soul crushing. Bipolar + introvert just doesn't mesh well. I can't keep my energy up enough to deal with monstrous volumes of people and I end up crashing. Which sucks, because I adore meeting new people and I'm hella sociable, I just need quieter environments. :/
Dude that suuuuucks. It makes it so hard to get a new or second job with shite hours like that. Best of luck, mate. I'm with a temp agency but they have yet to place me anywhere with a living wage. Ugh. Hopefully I can get a job in Seattle for that 15/hr minimum goodness.
I'm a rookie cosplayer, but I have a (super shitty) Maya from Borderlands 2 cosplay and a decent Black Widow, circa Avengers cosplay.
I'm currently working on a qunari Inquisitor cosplay for a Dragon Age group; my bestie is going as Blackwall and husbanditos bestie is our Sera. Next year my hubs will be Dorian, as he's on deployment right meow.
Have some shitty photos;
I'm the leftmost Siren, oh gosh I really hate this haha
I think this counts as my first cosplay! I was embarrassingly young here, hadn't even joined the Navy yet. BUT I'm pretty sure this is my first cosplay
I'm a huge proponent of cosplay positivity, it's for everyone, and RayDay of Rayday Plays is my ultimate cosplay idol, go check her out. She's always inspiring me to push myself and feel more comfortable in my skin.
I'm prolly spamming you with photos today--my old Navy buddy and I are going to a wedding expo with burlesque and booze, and I actually did my hurr and put a face on. Prepare yourself.
Right? Like, shouldn't that be preferable? It means I can master their shitty, 80s and 90s Era software and make things easier. I trained on and operated 60s equipment in the Navy for fucks sake, I'm pretty sure I can handle whatever programs they're using. Ughhhhhhhhh. It's all goddamn butts. I'm disabled, and I literally can't go back to retail, as it triggers my depressive episodes, but I have student loans and it's looking more and more like I need to sell my soul again. Butts butts butts.
Yeah, I'm mostly looking for receptionist jobs, since my field basically requires a masters and it'll be a few years before I can go to grad school. I keep getting the, "wow your resume is so impressive, but you're over qualified" bullshit. Ugh.
I literally hadn't played in two years haha, I am the worst.
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I'm off too, gotta go do adulting tomorrow and finally get a fucking job and take an old Navy buddy wedding dress shopting slash day drinking. I'll be around tomorrow evening for suresies
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate[/indent][hr]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/ujGslCW.jpg" /></div><br><div class="bb-indent">"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate</div><hr class="bb-hr"><br></div>
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