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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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Bio


"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


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HER HAIR IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING HAHA
I found a Star Wars doll maker and went fuckin wild, because I am a gr8 adult.

look at this nerd, like isn't she hecka adorable??? She's a Mirialan so all the tattoos! D:<

I even made her old military 'uniform' I am the fuckin lamest human being ever.
S'all good!

Best of luck, soldier -grim salute-
Also, thought you might like to see a sneakpeek my newest lazy art:



She's my lil Republic veteran and now a pilot for hire. She's all stoic but not emotionally tortured O: O: O: WHAT WILL I EVEN WRITE ABOUT?????
STAR FORT STAR FORT STAR FORT
I fucking love your post and wish I didn't have coffee plans so I could reply RIGHT MEOW.

Awwwww yiiiiiisssssss
Short post, but I'm trying to post more frequently.
The fire crackled merrily, its smoke curling upward into greenery cast gold by the setting sun. Samaire sat, legs outstretched, leaning back on the palms of her hands. The branches rustled as rodents and birds bounded between them. The air was cleaner, somehow, easing the knife of exhaustion buried between her ribs and into her lungs. Even the soil seemed richer than any other she’d known, as plush as velvet between her ungloved fingers. She should have been patrolling, should have been hunting, but the grass was soft and cool, and it felt so good to lay back, armor neatly stacked beside her, and deepen her breaths.

Dimly, she was aware that something was strange, that she was so willing to lie without a blade in hand. The sunlight was like a kiss from the laughing dawn, from a radiant noon that burned away everything but devotion, from faces starting to blur at the edges. Samaire closed her eyes to try and recall Uriah’s nose and her auntie Amaya’s smile, her breathing lengthening.


It was evening when she woke. Moonlight spilled across her face, and she jolted upwards, panicked. The fire was gone. Her armor, still there, her blade—for a long, terrible moment, she thought it was gone. It glimmered next to her pack and Samaire scrambled towards it, shaking hands grasping the gold and emerald hilt. A strangled sob tore from her throat as she pulled it tight to her chest, embracing the weapon—the only thing truly left of the Cathan.

She rose to her feet, looking around the glittering cove they had camped in. Pale lights drifted along lazy breezes, thousands of them bobbing in a wide circle around them. Samaire made a small sound of wonder, looking upwards, to a moon full enough to burst. Something shifted in the air and she turned, meeting a pair of glowing eyes.
Haha, I'm not normally /this /quick, I've just been super inspired to write lately. It'll definitely slow down a bit.
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