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El Taco Taco
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STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 8 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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"Noooo, Google," Carys made a heartbroken little sound, both amused and slightly horrified. God, just where had she moved that her evil robot overlords were not supremely helpful? She hadn't really thought about what she might have to do away with when she'd planned this move. It had been more of a desperate escape than anything sensible.
Carys chewed on her lip for a long moment, debating what to do with this new information. She knew her need to be unobtrusive was practically pathological. She'd gotten used to doing everything herself, had taken pride in never asking for help. Her mother had called her foolish for it, once.
Steamrolling over unpleasant thoughts, Carys looked back up at Chase. Her storm grey eyes met his, and her bullheaded stubborn will was finally forced to concede.
"You know, you're being annoyingly gracious, considering I've barreled into you twice in as many days," Carys teased, although there was genuine warmth in her voice. "I want to be all like 'pffft, go on your way', but you're being all considerate and logical. I, um, if it really isn't a hassle, I'd really appreciate that ride?"
Asking for help felt so unnatural. Still, she couldn't lie to herself that much. She was exhausted, and all she wanted was to curl up in bed, even if it meant going back to that suffocating house.
Carys chewed on her lip for a long moment, debating what to do with this new information. She knew her need to be unobtrusive was practically pathological. She'd gotten used to doing everything herself, had taken pride in never asking for help. Her mother had called her foolish for it, once.
Steamrolling over unpleasant thoughts, Carys looked back up at Chase. Her storm grey eyes met his, and her bullheaded stubborn will was finally forced to concede.
"You know, you're being annoyingly gracious, considering I've barreled into you twice in as many days," Carys teased, although there was genuine warmth in her voice. "I want to be all like 'pffft, go on your way', but you're being all considerate and logical. I, um, if it really isn't a hassle, I'd really appreciate that ride?"
Asking for help felt so unnatural. Still, she couldn't lie to herself that much. She was exhausted, and all she wanted was to curl up in bed, even if it meant going back to that suffocating house.
Ughhh, 0/10 would not winter again.
I blame winter. This early night shit fucking ruins me, my sleep schedule is so reliant on the sun. ): I slept in late because migraines and hjdshdkjshdfjfsd. I want to do fun stuff but my brain is like 'lolno'
Hahaha, seriously. <3 He's been in a bit of a low, so I figured cleaning his stuff would help. It doesn't help that his housemates are hoarders tho :\
ALSO I AM SO OVER THIS EARLY NIGHT BULLSHIT. I /already/ want to go to sleep and I'm supposed to go out at 7. omfg. -headdesk-
ALSO I AM SO OVER THIS EARLY NIGHT BULLSHIT. I /already/ want to go to sleep and I'm supposed to go out at 7. omfg. -headdesk-
If you throw away cans and trash, you have /even way more space/ O:
Bless the poor kid, haha. He's trying.
Bless the poor kid, haha. He's trying.
Aww, hon. -hughughug- Fingers crossed. If it doesn't pan out, I'm super sorry and I'm always here if you need to talk.
RIGHT?? Turns out if you move a huge stack of boxes of Xmas decorations to the attic above your bed, you have space! Gaaaaasssssp!
RIGHT?? Turns out if you move a huge stack of boxes of Xmas decorations to the attic above your bed, you have space! Gaaaaasssssp!
-hugs- I hope you get the answer you want.
Haha, it was kind of butt! But we made good progress. He has a floor now!
Haha, it was kind of butt! But we made good progress. He has a floor now!
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