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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


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I think we scheduled the Ambrosia plot for this year, but we are no means beholden to that. Maybe we just have the Azkaban breakout, but no one can find the prisoners as they're off getting recruited to the new dark douchebags awful cause???
It wasn’t that she trusted them; Samantha simply couldn’t see any way out of her waking nightmare. For days now, she had tucked herself into her room, knees drawn to her chest, listening across the farm for sirens, for footsteps and whispers of disgust. Quitting only when her body forced her to sleep, she had to live it all over again--pushingtryingtolaughitoffwristspinnedteeththatshouldhavefeltsogoodskincrawlinggetoffgetoffGETOFFglassshatteringcarframesnappingprisongoinglimpeyesbloomingredthatawfuldripofrcrimsonherthroatraw.

Samantha shuddered, folding her arms beneath her chest as if she could keep herself from falling apart.

The strange man offered something like sympathy, something like knowledge, as if there were answers he knew how to find. She didn’t trust him, but no one else had offered information. The police who had interviewed her had only refrained from cuffing her because they couldn’t find proof. But they would; somehow they’d figure out what was wrong with her and she’d never see the light of day again.

Samantha didn’t want to die in a cage.

“Sammie,” Her father turned, gun lowering to the wood of their porch. His eyes searched hers, the lines in his face deeper than ever. He’d aged so much in the past few weeks, and her heart stung to know that it was her fault. She should have run, should have kept him out of this entirely. Nodding almost imperceptibly, she opened the screen door, standing aside. Reluctantly shifting out of the way, he nodded towards the house.

“No funny business, y’hear?” His voice carried a promise, and Samantha’s heart broke to think that her father might stain his hands red because of her.

The house had clearly seen better days; furniture was in need of reupholstering, paint had chipped on the window frames, and there was little sense to the clutter scattered across most every surface. A narrow hall lead to a kitchen, several pots and pans sat unwashed in a deep sink. Unopened mail covered the scratched table. Samantha scooped up the envelopes, dropping them on the counter.

“Can I—get you anything? Coffee, water?” Samantha looked cautiously to the two strangers. Her father settled against the fridge, the rifle resting in relaxed hands. His pale eyes tracked their movements, deep furrows above his greying brows. Samantha gestured to the mismatched chairs. “Um—what are your names?”
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The edge of her blade had shifted to the ready on pure instinct; feet spread shoulder length apart, weight moving to the top of her toes, eyes sharp as she readied for combat. But the glowing eyes were built from gnarled bark, a tree brought to life by hope and wishes. Samaire’s blade lowered, her lips parting, eyes widening in wonder. It had to be a nymph; its features were different than those of the Cathan woods, but the trees back home had been aspen and ash.

It held her manthing’s chain. Samaire’s mouth snapped shut, her fingers tightening about her lowered sword. She refrained from raising the weapon; for the moment.

Sal shuor…Ivenna?

The voice echoed throughout the grove, accompanied by the scent of fresh earth, the familiar tang of feral magic. Samaire swallowed.

“<We need warm>,” Samaire’s tongue formed the words clumsily after a long moment of recall. It had been so many years since she had spoken with the wilds. “<Mean harm none. We leave if want you>.”


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