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@Rick Sanchez Heh, s'okay man. I just need to make it clear, you know? I may overreact a little, but it's human nature right?
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- Erklings25 12 yrs ago
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Look who's back bitches!
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8 yrs ago
We are the porg, our existence is futile.
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8 yrs ago
R.I.P Stefán Karl Stefánsson, A.K.A. Robbie Rotten. You were an icon.
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8 yrs ago
I used to write well, then I took an arrow to the knee
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8 yrs ago
You know your summer will be great when you're watching Troom Troom makeup hacks, but you're a 25 year old male who doesn't know what pigment is. #thuglife
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My name's Erklings25, but you can call me Erk, or Richie. I've been RPing since I was 9 and I'm still not any good at it. You saw nothing. I'm a massive film/literature/theatre buff, so feel free to drop me a PM if you want to chat about that kind of stuff. Because I have nothing interesting to say, here's a quote I'll leave you with that always inspires me:
HASTA LA VISTA BABY!
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As it seemed nobody listened to me! Please don't create drama in the ooc, TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING PMS!
@Billsomething That's something we can all look forwards too. There may be a shoutout at thta rate!
@Billsomething Can't wait until Spencer finds out about that! XD
@Billsomething I like that car!
Spencer nodded at Sucker. "Totally appropriate! You know what? I'd better just leave these here, I haven't played my guitar in a while. Later, boys!" He yelled running towards his tent. He had completely ignored what Amber said. He would drive no matter what, and nobody could stop him. Even if it ment finding a chainsaw and carving 'I'll drive' into the hood of the jeep. He almost did that one time. He sat down by his tent and tuned his electric guitar. Everything was the way he left it. He unblocked his throat then started to play 'Two Princes' by Spin Doctors, up his favorite song. He then began to sing. The team were used to him practicing he liked to think.
He closed his eyes and confuse to sing and play his guitar, only hoping that nobody will disturb him, and nobody gets to the porn mags before him.
One two, princes kneel before you (that's what I said now)
Princes, princes who adore you (that's what I said now)
This one has diamonds in his pocket (now that's some bread now)
And this one wants to buy you a rocket (ain't in his head now)
This one he has a princely racket (that's what I said now)
Got a big seal upon his jacket (ain't in his head now)
You marry him your father will condone you (how bout that now?)
You marry me your father will disown you (he'll eat his hat now)
Princes, princes who adore you (that's what I said now)
This one has diamonds in his pocket (now that's some bread now)
And this one wants to buy you a rocket (ain't in his head now)
This one he has a princely racket (that's what I said now)
Got a big seal upon his jacket (ain't in his head now)
You marry him your father will condone you (how bout that now?)
You marry me your father will disown you (he'll eat his hat now)
He closed his eyes and confuse to sing and play his guitar, only hoping that nobody will disturb him, and nobody gets to the porn mags before him.
In a single day we have manged to make sixteen Posts in this RP and all of them revolve around a fucking porn mag
What the fuck?
Didn't you realise we're all perverts here? XD
Spencer laighed slightly at Sucker and said, "I know you can't read, kid! It's just kind of inappropri-" he never finished his sentence. He had walked over to Sucker and seen some of the pictures. "Can, I read it as well?" He squeaked. He suddenly shook his head, and said. "Fine, you want to read it, read on kid! Just show me the really sexy stuff! For, um, checking if it's appropriate?" It was odvious he just liked the magazine and wanted to see, more. "Cash, where did you find that? Where there more of these, types of publication in there, if you know what I mean? Just wondering." He asked, seriously. @Billsomething
Spencer looked at Cash and Sucker talking. "Don't read that, it's like and 18 plus! He yelled. "I can pull out a lawsuit, or at least I could before this happened!" He gestured to the wasteland they were in. "Oh I know! I could make a time machine, then bring a judge here! Oh, wait going backwards in time is impossible, right? Oh I know! I'll send him a text then bring him here! Wait, we have no Wifi or phones, right?" He slapped himself on the forehead and groaned. "Oh, and Cash, Jess is a footie coach right? Then why would she have in-depth info about, you know, adultery? Why was she a featured article? Oh Lord I should write a song about that!" He ran to the front of the jeep and unzipped a case, to reveal a guitar. "Jess! The porn star!" He said quietly, strumming his guitar. "She gonna go far, that little porn star!" He giggled silently.
@Rick Sanchez He will crash one day!
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