Ermine

Hello, I'm new! (Kind of)

It means "none is as small as yours." But it's just so much fun to say. ^~^

Hello

TRANSMIT - initiate solid gold signal - RECEIVE - initiate 7775/349x10/acorn - SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER - initiate West Side protocol - TAKE A BREATH; A DEEP, DEEP BREATH - If you do, you start missing everybody - WE HAVE OUR OWN STORIES - ecstatic agony, your molecules come undone - HOW DO YOU TALK IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BRAIN? - here come ol' flat-top, he come groovin' up slowly - WITNESS - Cryptik Wisdom

Welcome. I do hope you enjoy yourself. Not only here, but with all your roleplaying endeavors. I would like to assist you on that path some time.

Hello, I'm new! (Kind of)

TRANSMIT - initiate resonant signal - RECEIVE - initiate pleasant chords - MASCHINE ZEIT - yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus - SEASONS DON'T FEAR THE REAPER - tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow - TYPE THIS, HIT SEND - two four six zero one - FIGARO! SON QUA. - and this is the only immortality you and I may share - HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A LAMP POST IN WINTER? - we crave a different kind of buzz - WITNESS - Blazrok

Welcome. I had the opposite issue with Japanese. I found it easy to learn because of its simplicity, though that throws many off. To be fair, I learn languages quickly. Random fact: My favorite German sentence I've had to say is "Keiner ist kleiner als deiner."

I have cookies!!!

TRANSMIT - initiate the green and blue signal - RECEIVE - initiate the honeyed frequency - SEE DANTE'S CIRCLES - initiate gyroscopic filter - TAKE THE RED PILL - initiate transcendental circuit - CONTENT IS GENERALLY SUITABLE FOR AGES 13 AND UP - two by two, hands of blue - 57 ACADEMICS JUST PUNCHED THE AIR - Il viaggio a Reims - WITNESS - Bambi

Welcome, Bambi. I see you've already been greeted. I offer you nourishment in the form of bread.

Genric Greatings.

The research would be more about history than anything else. Maybe a translation or two (but there are a lot of translation services and sites out there). Maybe a cipher...binary...

But not much that has you scouring hundreds of sites at once. Only like 2. Usually only one. Would that be acceptable?

Hola and all that jazz

TRANSMIT - initiate Tartarus signal - RECEIVE - initiate sapiens frequency - DOWNLOAD - initiate pax romani syntax - LIFE'S A PITCH, THEN YOU BUY - initiate old world protocol - STAY AWAY FROM THE SUMMONER - was it polemically sent l want to know what you meant - BUY ONE GET ONE FIFTY PERCENT - Anastasia screamed in vain - BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND - toys in the attic I am crazy truly gone fishing - THERE WAS A BARBER AND HIS WIFE AND HE WAS BEAUTIFUL - Nolan is an island - WITNESS - Demonreach666

Welcome to the Guild, Demonreach. The numbers may be a bit excessive, but welcome, just the same. I see you have an interest in trying new things? I may offer you an opportunity to do so in the near future. I do hope you like modern fantasy stories with strong apocalyptic themes...to those in the know. And I do hope that if you do, you don't mind doing some occasional research. Fairly simple research.

Genric Greatings.

TRANSMIT - initiate inaugural signal - RECEIVE - initiate beguiling frequency - DOWNLOAD - initiate feminine syntax - PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC - there once was a man from Beijing - AND HIDE HER AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD - where I'm going all my demons disappear - YOU HAVE LIMITATIONS DON'T GO CHASING FLIES - cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels - WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID BUNNY SUIT? - the tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers! - WITNESS - EnchantedMedow

Welcome to the Guild, EM -- I'd prefer to call you that, if you don't mind. There was no mistaking you for a male...at least not a straight male. I would suspect you may like a modern fantasy apocalyptic story. I may eventually be able to provide you with that, so long as you have no issues with occasional research. I'll try not to make it extremely difficult research, what with at least some of your posts being from mobile devices.

Hello!

TRANSMIT - initiate introductory signal - RECEIVE - initiate ascii frequency - DOWNLOAD - initiate ermine lexicon - CUBES WITHIN CUBES - initiate helping hand protocol - THERE'S GOLD IN YONDER HILLS - been a long time since the book of love - IT IS ONLY WAFER THIN - very little, fruit is forbidden - WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET TREU IHR SEIN FÜR ALLE TAGE - 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck - WITNESS - Rellan

Welcome, Rellan. You need more tabletop gaming time. I must ask the same thing as the poster above me: Which genres do you prefer? And I would like to ask for even more than that: Which tabletop games do you play?

Rise Of The Runelords: Anniversary Edition!

"I'm not pretending to be a fox. This is me. I pretend to be a human, just like you." She smiled, then whispered, "...just like you..." The thought of changing to look as close to him in appearance as she could crossed her mind, just to mock him, but dismissed it. He wasn't worth the effort. "But you are already wearing some of my clothes, so I suppose it's just that you're pretending to be a manly human?" Her smile stayed, and she was genuinely joking, but she did kind of want to stab him in the back. She shifted back to looking human before continuing.

"So, you, Aldern." She held up one of her hands, but didn't say anything about it. "While helping you is good and all, any chance you could tell us all how good? I don't expect a lot, what with your money probably going to shops or games. If you have any at all. But certainly it's more than what the goblins had, and you're a lot cleaner than them. Oh. You're not here. Right. Anyone up for a trip to the Rusty Dragon?"

Rise Of The Runelords: Anniversary Edition!

Yobi sighed as she tore off a bit of her clothing. With a little effort, she got him all bandaged up. She would have liked the ability to heal him a little more completely, but she didn't. The fact that she managed to help him, though, was a big boost in confidence. Maybe Desna just didn't want her fighting. If that was the case, she'd just have to try not to do so in the future...if at all possible.

"I know you're all kind of busy, but...he kind of needs some help here. I've at least stopped the bleeding, but I can't do any better than that." She stood up and looked at the others. The one looked like he might have some herbs or something to make the pain a little more bearable, but that didn't mean much. The rat-lady might, but in her current state, there was no way she was going to be able to do anything useful. The only one left was the timid girl who was talking to Aldern. She probably couldn't do anything useful. She was too...clean. But there was a chance. She did summon fog earlier, so she did have some magic. With any luck, she may be able to do some healing.

"You look like you might be able to. He's looking kind of...hurt. A bit. Like...on the ground, not moving. Much, at least. Not that I saw. Any chance you've got a potion or spell that could help him? Or some kind of divine intervention type deal?"