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Trying to figure out how some people have the time for more than like, four roleplays, let alone thirty-two.
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10 yrs ago
What happened to all of the sour patch parents?
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10 yrs ago
Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket with a gas station spork.
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10 yrs ago
My credit score is so bad I've started receiving pre-declined credit card offers.
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10 yrs ago
Do you ever feel like you're in Season 5 of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?
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Bio
Dear Reader;
I am Esoteric, an anomally. But that is merely a label, a title I have given myself. You may refer to me as they, them, she, her, he, him, not because I embody these references of my sexual identity, but simply because I do not care and you will not offend me. If you must know then I suppose "she" would be proper here. I do consider myself non-binary, genderless, etcetera. I prefer to be called Eso, but to be honest you can call me whatever. I do have a love for adorable, cutesy nicknames.
When meeting new people I try my best to skip the formalities, and being callously hit on, and rather try to achieve something interesting about the person, traits, likes, or perhaps a story. I'm more than a pair of pretty eyes, you know? Don't let me mislead you though, I'm not like any crazy feminist or something, as I said, non-binary. Can I even identify as a woman? Oh, right, rambling ^//^. So.. interesting things. I'm a switch and coming to terms with my S-types, if you don't know what that means then I probably won't explain it to you. I often refer to my gender as a Transdimensional Butterfly, because I'm fuckin' weird. I'm adorable, cute, and I curse "like a sailor" at times. I'm an enormous pervert, and fancy sleezy dive bars with sex dungeons. If you know what Fetlife is, cool. No, I will not add you. No, you cannot see my pictures. My name is, No, my sign is, No, my number is, No. I'm here to roleplay, I have other outlets for those needs in my life, sorry. It has recently been made known to me that I may be a bit of a pyro. Moving on, shall we? ^_^
Roleplay interests, hm. I definitely enjoy most things fantasy or apocalyptic, oh and some sci fi though it has to be pretty interesting. I have a love for magic, explosions, and super powers. Zombies are the all time best monster ever created and this tiny creature will fight you over that statement, I will run up your arm and scissor kick you in the neck ^-^. Okay so I probably won't do that. I do enjoy 1x1 especially with some delicious lesbian elements *excessive eyebrow waggling*, though I am a pansexual. Probably should have put that tidbit up there but, whatever. You'll probably never interest me in anything slice of life, especially modern. In fact, it's really hard to get me on board with modern roleplays unless the world is ending, and even then there has to be something to spice it up for me. I tend to include darker themes, taboo, and such forth in my roleplays. This isn't Disney, it's akin to a real world so that means bad shit happens. If you have any "triggers" because of past trauma, let me know beforehand because there is very little I leave out. I don't get very detailed, but rather heavily imply things. I do have limits however. I also love Epic Power Scenes, why fight a dragon in the wilderness when it can WREAK HAVOC IN A CITY, TEARING THE EARTH ASUNDER AND-*coughs* I mean, Michael Bay and I would probably be pretty good friends, just sayin.
Did I mention I'm an adorable pervert? ^//^ I will describe curves, use the term breasts, and look at your characterss imaginary booty. I'm also prone to some typos as I type fast, I think fast, and I just flow. My current obsessions are playing real off the wall sharacters, Saying "WAPOW", forever coloring my posts off tones of white, and doing graphic manipulations. The latter being some pretty bad art and poetry, changing a reference image to suit my needs, and I have a graphics shop now. Oh, I always love playing characters that are exotic, like Animal Girls, Nymphs and Sprites, Demon girls with sexy tails, and so forth.
Sincerely,
Esoteric, The Coquette
P.S: Wubba Dubba Lub Lub! #FreeRick P.S.S: I'm super hyper most of the time. I'm like, 10% Sugar, 20% Spice, 15% Caffeinated Ice, 5% Sass, 50% Flirt, and 100% extroverted introvert.
Want some fancy artsy stuff? I can't draw for shit but I can manipulate the ass off some imagery. Check out my shop or send me a PM.
Appreciate the interest guys ^_^ I'm so looking forward to this. I'll get around to the character sheets soon, but until then feel free to shoot some ideas my way or discuss whatever.
Here is a listing from when I tried to start this the last time. I'll probably keep all of these but there's an exepectation
Gadgets and Enhancements
Brought to you by the Phenix Mega Corporation, the Phenix Wrist Watch is an innovative leader among day-to-day technology. Housing everything a citizen could possibly need, including a Phenix Database Download Center for those extra programs that don't come standard. Using the Phenix Wireless Towers, it's possible to communicate and video link with anyone station wide. Additionally it is the leader in GPS technology, rendering a real time 3 dimensional map to navigate you anywhere you could need to go; including the shortest routes based on your access level, what areas are locked down by Enforcer's, and a danger overlay based on constantly updated crime reports. Plan and manage your life with the Phenix Wirst Watch.
The military version comes with added security options with the benefit of total camouflage among the normal population should the need arise. With functionalities like wireless shutting down sections, or with the right privileges, entire sectors, the Military Grade Wirst Watch is a must for Enforcer's and above. Other functions include real time face scanning, bio-signature thermal tracking, and an array of additional programs available from the Phenix Secure Database Download Center.
Hermes Inc. make their rise focusing on transportation, from mag-cars to everyday boots. The Hermes Rail Riders are top of the line and are essential for the working class runners. Upon activation a gradual lift off pulls the user up onto the mag pylon rails and allows them to travel up to forty miles per hour. These boots do support use upon the larger train rails, so watch for trains and traffic. You've been warned, and remember to lean into the wind runners!
Prosthetic have come a long way, and with some of the more dangerous jobs out there there is a pretty solid market for them. The Bionic Replacement 1.0 series are more affordable alternatives to living with amputation, or perhaps a failing organ. They're a little jerky, and won't fool anybody, but it works. The Exo Corp. can replace anything your body is missing, provided you don't mind a few errors here and there and maybe the need to realign the matrix system.
Much like it's earlier cousin, the Bionic Replacement 2.0 has the same functionalities but is much higher in cost. Aesthetically, you wouldn't even know your respective limb or organ was gone, and functionality is near as perfect as it can get with only the need for slight tuning every so often, due to the intricacies of nerves and all that. These replacements also come with silicon flesh coverings, using 27 algorithms to match the user's natural color, and have a real, flesh like quality. It can even hold ink for those with more artistic tastes. For the working man, small gadgets can be laced in the fingers or the arm: Some models include an array of small tools in the fingers, and one with a fold out baton for law enforcement officials.
Ballistic weapons are obsolete. Bolter weapons are the new rage and use core crystals to fire hardened plasma shots. These disintegrate after impact, leaving no metal in the victim, but have all the ability to punch a hole in somebody like a bullet. Lasers also exist, as utility too (ie: laser pen). Plasma has replaced old-age flame weapons. Plasma fire sticks to its target.
Basic Weaponry
Class: Civilian Rounds: 10 Impact: Low Shot: Bolt Mode: Semi-Auto, Full-Auto R.O.F: Fast Crystal: Red
Class: Civilian Rounds: 5 Impact: Medium Shot: High Spread Burst Mode: Pump-Action R.O.F: Slow Crystal: Red
Class: Civilian Rounds: 6 Impact: High Shot: Bolt Mode: Thumb-Hammer R.O.F: Slow Crystal: Red
Assault Weaponry
Class: Military Rounds: 12 Impact: Medium Shot: Bolt, Stun Bolt Mode: Semi-Auto R.O.F: Fast Crystal: Red
Class: Military Rounds: 8 Impact: High Shot: Low Spread Burst, Single Slug Mode: Pump-Action R.O.F: Slow Crystal: Red
Class: Military Rounds: 40 Impact: Low Shot: Bolt Mode: Semi-Auto, Full-Auto R.O.F: Very Fast Crystal: Red
Heavy Weaponry
Class: Military Rounds: 150 Impact: Medium Shot: Bolt Mode: Full-Auto R.O.F: Very Fast Crystal: Red
Class: Military Rounds: 400 Impact: High Shot: Bolt Mode: Full-Auto R.O.F: Extremely Fast Crystal: Red
Class: Military Rounds: 4 Impact: Extremely High Shot: Volatile Bolt-Missle Mode: Single R.O.F: Very Slow Crystal: Red
Advanced Weaponry
Class: Military Rounds: 10 Impact: Very High Shot: Bolt Mode: Semi-Auto R.O.F: Slow Crystal: Red
Class: Military Rounds: 25 Gallons, 50 seconds. Impact: None Shot: Plasmatic-Flame Mode: Spray R.O.F: Fast Crystal: Red
The "roads" on the map you see are Industrial Mag-rails, which is basically a system of pylons that basically create a magnetic light bridge. The big Mag-rails are called Highways, just like a road would be, there are no government maintained ground rounds between sectors. Though ground level roads do exist, they are mostly trails beaten into the landscape. Smaller rails are not mapped and are as commonplace as a sidewalk. The "Rail Riders" tech allows a person on foot to traverse the rails, there are no ladders to climb no stairs or ramps to ascend. Simply turning on the magnetic catapult lifts the vehicle, or the person with the rail riders, up towards the rail. Once locked on they'll accelerate forward. If the magnets are active you cannot fall off the rail, but you can ride on top, or upside down on the underbelly of the railways. (Just don't hit a pylon). Trains always travel on top of the rails, they will decimate anything they hit and barely tremble.
Each wall has an upper gate, for rail riders, and a small gate, for those of you who are walking or have shitty non-rail vehicles.
Enemies: Green Slime 1: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP) Green Slime 2: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP) Green Slime 3: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP) Green Slime 4: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP) Green Slime 5: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP) Green Slime 6: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP)
Slime's Skills:
Bash: 1d2
Spit:(10mp) 1d2 Creates a tiny acidic pool that burns for (1d1) damage after initial cast.
Loot:
0% Overkill(0): Slightly better than shit gray item 10-20% Overkill(1-2): Decent gray item 30%+ Overkill(3): Common item
Allies: Esoteric: HP 25/25 MP 30/30 XP 0/10 DeadBeatWalking HP 35/35 Mana 15/15 XP 0/10
•Active || Gentle Grace ||5mp Heal 10% of an ally's HP •Active || Invigorate ||5mp Raise an ally's Atk. by 10% until end of combat •Active || Smite ||3mp (1d3)Smite an enemy, deals 1.5x dmg to Undead, Dark, Evil, and Demonic.
You do not have to travel as a party, but it is recommended to take a friend.
HP/MP Do not reset until the entire tile is cleared of enemies or you disengage by leaving the tile.
If you leave a tile during combat you are locked out until it is resolved, or everybody else flees.
Chance is calculated from 1d100. Example: 10% of 100 is 10 so the command would be: -1d100+10. If the number isn't positive you failed.
Loot quality is factored in by excess damage, usually done in percents.Meaning overkilling gives better loot.
Each level awards 2 skills points. These can be used to level up existing skills or create new ones. New characters start with 3.
I will assign mana costs, damage, and chance percents, but you may create your own skills.
You may PvP. If you die, you are dead. You're name will be put at the bottom of the waiting list.
You may PvP me, but I will always have a character because I'm running this shit.
PvP does not have to be agreed upon.
Flee chance is always 60% unless otherwise modified or restricted by other sources.
Only one movement action, and one combat action are permitted per update.
There is no AC, instead gear will add HP/MP and other effects.
Experience is shared between every character on the tile, loot is given at my whimsy based on badassery and the cycle of my period.
create_Class: (Keep it fantasy) set_Primary/Color: (You may submit this as a hexcode) set_Secondary/Color: (If Applicable) set_Gender: >Spawn
You may submit your own sprite sheet (I can change colors for you), or I will find one for you. Example
[color=Papayawhip]Dear Reader;
[indent]I am [color=violet]Esoteric[/color], an anomally. But that is merely a label, a title I have given myself. You may refer to me as they, them, she, her, he, him, not because I embody these references of my sexual identity, but simply because I do not care and you will not offend me. If you must know then I suppose "she" would be proper here. I do consider myself non-binary, genderless, etcetera. I prefer to be called Eso, but to be honest you can call me whatever. I do have a love for adorable, cutesy nicknames.
When meeting new people I try my best to skip the formalities, and being callously hit on, and rather try to achieve something interesting about the person, traits, likes, or perhaps a story. I'm more than a pair of pretty eyes, you know? Don't let me mislead you though, I'm not like any crazy feminist or something, as I said, non-binary. Can I even identify as a woman? Oh, right, rambling ^//^. So.. interesting things. I'm a switch and coming to terms with my S-types, if you don't know what that means then I probably won't explain it to you. I often refer to my gender as a Transdimensional Butterfly, because I'm fuckin' weird. I'm adorable, cute, and I curse "like a sailor" at times. I'm an enormous pervert, and fancy sleezy dive bars with sex dungeons. If you know what Fetlife is, cool. No, I will not add you. No, you cannot see my pictures. My name is, No, my sign is, No, my number is, No. I'm here to roleplay, I have other outlets for those needs in my life, sorry. It has recently been made known to me that I may be a bit of a pyro. Moving on, shall we? ^_^
Roleplay interests, hm. I definitely enjoy most things fantasy or apocalyptic, oh and some sci fi though it has to be pretty interesting. I have a love for magic, explosions, and super powers. Zombies are the all time best monster ever created and this tiny creature will fight you over that statement, I will run up your arm and scissor kick you in the neck ^-^. Okay so I probably won't do that. I do enjoy 1x1 especially with some delicious lesbian elements *excessive eyebrow waggling*, though I am a pansexual. Probably should have put that tidbit up there but, whatever. You'll probably never interest me in anything slice of life, especially modern. In fact, it's really hard to get me on board with modern roleplays unless the world is ending, and even then there has to be something to spice it up for me. I tend to include darker themes, taboo, and such forth in my roleplays. This isn't Disney, it's akin to a real world so that means bad shit happens. If you have any "triggers" because of past trauma, let me know beforehand because there is [u]very little I leave out[/u]. I don't get very detailed, but rather heavily imply things. I do have limits however. I also love Epic Power Scenes, why fight a dragon in the wilderness when it can WREAK HAVOC IN A CITY, TEARING THE EARTH ASUNDER AND-*coughs* I mean, Michael Bay and I would probably be pretty good friends, just sayin.
Did I mention I'm an adorable pervert? ^//^ I will describe curves, use the term breasts, and look at your characterss imaginary booty. I'm also prone to some typos as I type fast, I think fast, and I just flow. My current obsessions are playing real off the wall sharacters, Saying "WAPOW", forever coloring my posts off tones of white, and doing graphic manipulations. The latter being some pretty bad art and poetry, changing a reference image to suit my needs, and I have a graphics shop now. Oh, I always love playing characters that are exotic, like Animal Girls, Nymphs and Sprites, Demon girls with sexy tails, and so forth.
Sincerely,
[indent]Esoteric, The Coquette[/indent]
P.S: Wubba Dubba Lub Lub! #FreeRick
P.S.S: I'm super hyper most of the time. I'm like, 10% Sugar, 20% Spice, 15% Caffeinated Ice, 5% Sass, 50% Flirt, and 100% extroverted introvert.
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[center][color=mistyrose]Want some fancy artsy stuff? I can't draw for shit but I can manipulate the ass off some imagery. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/3771588]Check out my shop[/url] or send me a PM.[/color][/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><font color="papayawhip">Dear Reader;<br><br><div class="bb-indent">I am <font color="violet">Esoteric</font>, an anomally. But that is merely a label, a title I have given myself. You may refer to me as they, them, she, her, he, him, not because I embody these references of my sexual identity, but simply because I do not care and you will not offend me. If you must know then I suppose "she" would be proper here. I do consider myself non-binary, genderless, etcetera. I prefer to be called Eso, but to be honest you can call me whatever. I do have a love for adorable, cutesy nicknames.<br><br>When meeting new people I try my best to skip the formalities, and being callously hit on, and rather try to achieve something interesting about the person, traits, likes, or perhaps a story. I'm more than a pair of pretty eyes, you know? Don't let me mislead you though, I'm not like any crazy feminist or something, as I said, non-binary. Can I even identify as a woman? Oh, right, rambling ^//^. So.. interesting things. I'm a switch and coming to terms with my S-types, if you don't know what that means then I probably won't explain it to you. I often refer to my gender as a Transdimensional Butterfly, because I'm fuckin' weird. I'm adorable, cute, and I curse "like a sailor" at times. I'm an enormous pervert, and fancy sleezy dive bars with sex dungeons. If you know what Fetlife is, cool. No, I will not add you. No, you cannot see my pictures. My name is, No, my sign is, No, my number is, No. I'm here to roleplay, I have other outlets for those needs in my life, sorry. It has recently been made known to me that I may be a bit of a pyro. Moving on, shall we? ^_^<br><br>Roleplay interests, hm. I definitely enjoy most things fantasy or apocalyptic, oh and some sci fi though it has to be pretty interesting. I have a love for magic, explosions, and super powers. Zombies are the all time best monster ever created and this tiny creature will fight you over that statement, I will run up your arm and scissor kick you in the neck ^-^. Okay so I probably won't do that. I do enjoy 1x1 especially with some delicious lesbian elements *excessive eyebrow waggling*, though I am a pansexual. Probably should have put that tidbit up there but, whatever. You'll probably never interest me in anything slice of life, especially modern. In fact, it's really hard to get me on board with modern roleplays unless the world is ending, and even then there has to be something to spice it up for me. I tend to include darker themes, taboo, and such forth in my roleplays. This isn't Disney, it's akin to a real world so that means bad shit happens. If you have any "triggers" because of past trauma, let me know beforehand because there is <span class="bb-u">very little I leave out</span>. I don't get very detailed, but rather heavily imply things. I do have limits however. I also love Epic Power Scenes, why fight a dragon in the wilderness when it can WREAK HAVOC IN A CITY, TEARING THE EARTH ASUNDER AND-*coughs* I mean, Michael Bay and I would probably be pretty good friends, just sayin.<br><br>Did I mention I'm an adorable pervert? ^//^ I will describe curves, use the term breasts, and look at your characterss imaginary booty. I'm also prone to some typos as I type fast, I think fast, and I just flow. My current obsessions are playing real off the wall sharacters, Saying "WAPOW", forever coloring my posts off tones of white, and doing graphic manipulations. The latter being some pretty bad art and poetry, changing a reference image to suit my needs, and I have a graphics shop now. Oh, I always love playing characters that are exotic, like Animal Girls, Nymphs and Sprites, Demon girls with sexy tails, and so forth.<br><br>Sincerely,<br><div class="bb-indent">Esoteric, The Coquette</div><br>P.S: Wubba Dubba Lub Lub! #FreeRick<br>P.S.S: I'm super hyper most of the time. I'm like, 10% Sugar, 20% Spice, 15% Caffeinated Ice, 5% Sass, 50% Flirt, and 100% extroverted introvert.</div></font><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="mistyrose">Want some fancy artsy stuff? I can't draw for shit but I can manipulate the ass off some imagery. <a href="http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/3771588">Check out my shop</a> or send me a PM.</font></div><br><br></div>