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10 yrs ago
Current Trying to figure out how some people have the time for more than like, four roleplays, let alone thirty-two.
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10 yrs ago
What happened to all of the sour patch parents?
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10 yrs ago
Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket with a gas station spork.
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10 yrs ago
My credit score is so bad I've started receiving pre-declined credit card offers.
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10 yrs ago
Do you ever feel like you're in Season 5 of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?
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Bio

Dear Reader;

I am Esoteric, an anomally. But that is merely a label, a title I have given myself. You may refer to me as they, them, she, her, he, him, not because I embody these references of my sexual identity, but simply because I do not care and you will not offend me. If you must know then I suppose "she" would be proper here. I do consider myself non-binary, genderless, etcetera. I prefer to be called Eso, but to be honest you can call me whatever. I do have a love for adorable, cutesy nicknames.

When meeting new people I try my best to skip the formalities, and being callously hit on, and rather try to achieve something interesting about the person, traits, likes, or perhaps a story. I'm more than a pair of pretty eyes, you know? Don't let me mislead you though, I'm not like any crazy feminist or something, as I said, non-binary. Can I even identify as a woman? Oh, right, rambling ^//^. So.. interesting things. I'm a switch and coming to terms with my S-types, if you don't know what that means then I probably won't explain it to you. I often refer to my gender as a Transdimensional Butterfly, because I'm fuckin' weird. I'm adorable, cute, and I curse "like a sailor" at times. I'm an enormous pervert, and fancy sleezy dive bars with sex dungeons. If you know what Fetlife is, cool. No, I will not add you. No, you cannot see my pictures. My name is, No, my sign is, No, my number is, No. I'm here to roleplay, I have other outlets for those needs in my life, sorry. It has recently been made known to me that I may be a bit of a pyro. Moving on, shall we? ^_^

Roleplay interests, hm. I definitely enjoy most things fantasy or apocalyptic, oh and some sci fi though it has to be pretty interesting. I have a love for magic, explosions, and super powers. Zombies are the all time best monster ever created and this tiny creature will fight you over that statement, I will run up your arm and scissor kick you in the neck ^-^. Okay so I probably won't do that. I do enjoy 1x1 especially with some delicious lesbian elements *excessive eyebrow waggling*, though I am a pansexual. Probably should have put that tidbit up there but, whatever. You'll probably never interest me in anything slice of life, especially modern. In fact, it's really hard to get me on board with modern roleplays unless the world is ending, and even then there has to be something to spice it up for me. I tend to include darker themes, taboo, and such forth in my roleplays. This isn't Disney, it's akin to a real world so that means bad shit happens. If you have any "triggers" because of past trauma, let me know beforehand because there is very little I leave out. I don't get very detailed, but rather heavily imply things. I do have limits however. I also love Epic Power Scenes, why fight a dragon in the wilderness when it can WREAK HAVOC IN A CITY, TEARING THE EARTH ASUNDER AND-*coughs* I mean, Michael Bay and I would probably be pretty good friends, just sayin.

Did I mention I'm an adorable pervert? ^//^ I will describe curves, use the term breasts, and look at your characterss imaginary booty. I'm also prone to some typos as I type fast, I think fast, and I just flow. My current obsessions are playing real off the wall sharacters, Saying "WAPOW", forever coloring my posts off tones of white, and doing graphic manipulations. The latter being some pretty bad art and poetry, changing a reference image to suit my needs, and I have a graphics shop now. Oh, I always love playing characters that are exotic, like Animal Girls, Nymphs and Sprites, Demon girls with sexy tails, and so forth.

Sincerely,
Esoteric, The Coquette

P.S: Wubba Dubba Lub Lub! #FreeRick
P.S.S: I'm super hyper most of the time. I'm like, 10% Sugar, 20% Spice, 15% Caffeinated Ice, 5% Sass, 50% Flirt, and 100% extroverted introvert.

Want some fancy artsy stuff? I can't draw for shit but I can manipulate the ass off some imagery. Check out my shop or send me a PM.


Most Recent Posts



@Fubsy Let me do a sexy dance for you.

@Fubsy Did you say threesum? ^_^
I prefer my doms to be able to form coherent sentences.

Jelly fish as incredibly motivating nipple tassels?
Appreciate the interest guys ^_^ I'm so looking forward to this. I'll get around to the character sheets soon, but until then feel free to shoot some ideas my way or discuss whatever.
Here is a listing from when I tried to start this the last time. I'll probably keep all of these but there's an exepectation


Ballistic weapons are obsolete. Bolter weapons are the new rage and use core crystals to fire hardened plasma shots. These disintegrate after impact, leaving no metal in the victim, but have all the ability to punch a hole in somebody like a bullet. Lasers also exist, as utility too (ie: laser pen). Plasma has replaced old-age flame weapons. Plasma fire sticks to its target.



The "roads" on the map you see are Industrial Mag-rails, which is basically a system of pylons that basically create a magnetic light bridge. The big Mag-rails are called Highways, just like a road would be, there are no government maintained ground rounds between sectors. Though ground level roads do exist, they are mostly trails beaten into the landscape. Smaller rails are not mapped and are as commonplace as a sidewalk. The "Rail Riders" tech allows a person on foot to traverse the rails, there are no ladders to climb no stairs or ramps to ascend. Simply turning on the magnetic catapult lifts the vehicle, or the person with the rail riders, up towards the rail. Once locked on they'll accelerate forward. If the magnets are active you cannot fall off the rail, but you can ride on top, or upside down on the underbelly of the railways. (Just don't hit a pylon). Trains always travel on top of the rails, they will decimate anything they hit and barely tremble.

Each wall has an upper gate, for rail riders, and a small gate, for those of you who are walking or have shitty non-rail vehicles.
I will wait until we have enough players.


Enemies:
Green Slime 1: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP)
Green Slime 2: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP)
Green Slime 3: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP)
Green Slime 4: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP)
Green Slime 5: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP)
Green Slime 6: HP 10/10 MP 10/10 (2 XP)

Slime's Skills:
  • Bash: 1d2
  • Spit:(10mp) 1d2 Creates a tiny acidic pool that burns for (1d1) damage after initial cast.

Loot:
    0% Overkill(0): Slightly better than shit gray item
    10-20% Overkill(1-2): Decent gray item
    30%+ Overkill(3): Common item


Allies:
Esoteric: HP 25/25 MP 30/30 XP 0/10
DeadBeatWalking HP 35/35 Mana 15/15 XP 0/10
create_Class:Fire_Mage
set_Primary/Color:f088c3
set_Secondary/Color:Orange
set_Gender:Female
>Spawn
OPEN: Spots Remaining (3)



Esoteric HP 20/20 Mana 25/25 XP 0/10
Level 1 Fire Mage. (Melee Base 1d2)(Ranged Base 1d1)(10% Ignite 1 Dmg)

Fubsy HP 20/20 Mana 25/25 XP 0/10
Level 1 Cleric (Melee Base 1d2)(Ranged Base 1d1)

BrobyDDark HP 25/25 Mana 20/20 XP 0/10
Level 1 Boxer (Melee Base 1d4) (10% Dodge)

DeadBeatWalking HP 30/30 Mana 15/15 XP 0/10
Level 1 Earth Golem (Melee Base 1d3) (R.Dmg 1)














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