Experiment 249

USS Audacia: Boldly Going Where We Really Shouldn't

Some day, there will be a moment where Malory wins you over via some warock thing he found. Or not, he holds grudges.

USS Audacia: Boldly Going Where We Really Shouldn't

The commander had a good point. Dude was made of rocks. He cleared his throat a bit. "Duct tape? How much you need? I got a biUUUUFH GAH" Malory was in the middle of a business proposition when he was slammed into a wall by a now steaming Vas. He was disoriented of course, but had been in a tighter spot before, never with anything like Vas' species but he's had guns pointed at him and bigger guys grappling him. "I... said.. You ripped them out like a fucking savage." he spit one last time, surprisingly not onto the warock but right past him onto the floor next to them. A bit of blood came out with it but nothing worth going to a doctor for. Still pinned to the wall, he looked at the commander. "AS... as I was SAYING! What've you got for me? I might have some for ya somewhere."

USS Audacia: Boldly Going Where We Really Shouldn't

"You ripped them out like some kind of animal! They weren't all the way broken. Probably a few parts someone might want somewhere but your god damned rock hands can't gingerly unscrew a few bolts and fucking gently place them somewhere?" Jesus christ." He observed all the damage. They were dented, had wires sticking out of them and were still too hot to touch. "I thought you guys were supposed to be geniuses with tech and shit, not savages." He stood up and looked at the now somehow angrier Vas.

USS Audacia: Boldly Going Where We Really Shouldn't

Well... Dr. Cason needs a patient anyways...

edit: my bad. fixed

USS Audacia: Boldly Going Where We Really Shouldn't

How smart is it to provoke a rock monster who is also your superior in rank?

USS Audacia: Boldly Going Where We Really Shouldn't

"Fuck, uh, not until I know where we land. Not much space delivery going on in this system but I have ground contacts that could get them in say, three or four hours after landing?" He was still shaking and blowing on his burnt hand. "Where are we headed next anyways? I could set up the deal as soon as that's sorted out." He spit on the ground again. It was a bad habit he picked up but he just couldn't stop. The poor janitors had to mop it up but he had bigger things to deal with.

He turned to Vas who was obviously annoyed and smirked. He didn't say anything since he was technically superior to him. Guy looked as angry as a rock could possibly look. "Jesus christ what did you do to these boards? Rip them out bare handed?" He observed them for quality, maybe he could resell them but from the looks of it they were simply ripped away with very little delicacy.

USS Audacia: Boldly Going Where We Really Shouldn't

Before I can give you a good time, are we on the ground or in space?

USS Audacia: Boldly Going Where We Really Shouldn't

Peering into the server room he noticed everyone tearing out parts from the server that any human would easily burn themselves on. Only some rock monster would be able to.. oh that's right there was a rock monster doing it. "Jesus christ what is going on in here? Who downloaded all the porn?" he chuckled. "What's the sitch boss?" He said, looking up to Kal and then to the commander. He rested his hand on what he thought was just some metal next to him but quickly felt his hand burning. He quickly retracted his hand smacked his elbow on the door frame behind him in quick succession "Fuck ow shit god damn" He blew on his hand and started shaking it.

USS Audacia: Boldly Going Where We Really Shouldn't

Walking down a corridor dragging his index finger along the walls, Christian winking at every passerby he knew personally and making a clicking noise with his mouth. He was heading for his bunk to put the credits he was just paid into his personal safe until he could get on planet and put it in a bank. His door was coming up when he heard some awful noises coming from the server room and chuckled knowing exactly why the servers were probably overloading. That little holo chip had so much weird and gross porn on it that it had to do at least some damage to the servers when added to the current already stressed out state they were in. He walked right passed, hoping all the noise muffled his cackle enough to sneak by unheard and drop off his cash. The heat coming from the door caught him off guard, as well did the fact he heard his name followed by the phrase 'I hate that guy.'

"Hey, I like me enough for the two of us." He shouted back not registering who was behind the voice saying that.

USS Audacia: Boldly Going Where We Really Shouldn't

Hey, as the only human dude, I'm fine with that haha. Also fuck you're my boss technically. Stupid fake security job...