Flooby Badoop

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FiendishFox said
I think my NS is done. Flooby I counted myself as having spent 69 points not 74, but maybe I made a mistake?

Nope, you're good now. I think last time, I might have accidentally counted the wooden manors for points. Adding you to the list.

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Outcast said
Okay, spent 4 points improving a few walls and stuff, plus increased the population of Giants Bane, which is indeed located in Icemark. If it still isn't correct, I'm going to eat my desk lamp.

Hah, nope, now it's 100%. Adding you to the accepted list. Pretty much finished everyone's vassals, just need to write up their descriptions and send 'em out.

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@ Mono: I don't want to jinx it and say it's perfect, but I detect no flaws. Adding you to the accepted list.

@ Outcast: Now you're 4 under. Hah, just add two Infertile provinces with nothing in them, and you'll be good. Also, what fief is Giant's Bane located? Fairly certain that last time, you had it down as in Icemark.

@ Fiendish: I count 74 points spent. Also, darts and slings are only going to cost 1 upkeep now. Was going to put it in the next rules update, since it seemed silly to re-upload the whole pdf for such a small change.

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@ Toaw: I was hoping to get to vassals sooner, but work's been draining, and I've been running off 4 hours of sleep each day. I do have a few people's shit ready, but I'm not sending shit out unless I know it'll be good. Also, you're free to name your land whatever you like. Your lands will only be known as The Lands of House Montague on a formal basis, not necessarily a de facto basis.

@ Titanic: You do not have your vassals yet. Townspeople do not grow crops, no. They are also considered separate from your fief's population, so the population of a town needs to be subtracted from the fief it is located in. Apparently my tired brain has not closely scrutinized sheets enough.

@ jiwon: You're sheet itself isn't incorrect, so you're good, but upkeep is indeed in bullis, not crops. Soldiers do consume crops, like everyone else, but do not grow any themselves.

And yes, upkeep is seasonal.

@ Monbodo: I need to get some sleep. Tomorrow I'll look at your sheet, and send everyone's vassals out. That isn't a maybe, that's a definite.

@ Fiendish: Same as with Mono, I'll look at it tomorrow morning.

@ FortunesFaded: Added you to the accepted list.

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Lord Monbodo said
It's been a while since I lurked on this site. A lot has changed. I may remember you, but I don't recall the user name. Is it new?

My old name was Walder, my new one is Flooby Badoop. Your name rings a distant bell, but I doubt we knew each other well. This can change.

*flamboyant wink*

Anyhow, welcome back. I myself have been on and off this site for the past year or two.

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So Boerd said
No, I do not, and I wouldn't give it to my worst enemy. The whole genre I can't stand.

Can't say I like it either, but you're the first person I've met whose ever said they found it disgusting, so much as poorly written, or just eye-roll worthy.

It's just so hard to believe there are people with moral standards here, in the internet.

You're. . . one of us, right?

*pokes with a stick*

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Outcast said
Easy to take for granted. I just hope it isn't too easy to take.Also, I've got to say man, I've signed up for a lot of Nation RPs and I've had very few GMs that put it as much work into their RPs that you are putting into this one. You are awesome.

Pray to Rollden, God of intricate-confidence-inspiring-but-ultimately-pointless-dice-tosses. If your tactics and men fail you, it is up to him.

And you think I'm putting in work! Hah! You have no idea how many hours I've spent, head to the desk, not knowing how some of this shit is 'gonna work.

No, she is part of his old guard, and basically always writes 50 shades of NRP, to the point of making me physically sick. Had to quit two other rps because of dat smut.

You mean Andrea? Didn't have a chance to see her write, but I don't think it would have bothered me. I don't care what people write about. It's easier to get disgusted by bad writing than weird erotica.

Out of morbid curiosity, do you happen to have a link to her writing?

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So Boerd said
I am quite experienced, yes. I have not played a Kad RP though. Me and Andi really, really, really, did not get along.

Is Andi another of Kad's names? I don't go for woman's gossip, but while Kad had grand ideas, he implemented them very poorly. Hell, his last RP several months ago is what got me thinking about making my own NRP.

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FortunesFaded said
Wow, you're fast! Just a heads up, I edited the crops on the individual fiefdom - found that it was innacurate when I posted since I didn't take the city dwellers into account. Should be fixed now.

I'm already online, I've made sheets of my own, and read 8 other players' sheets now, so it's starting to come easier.

Your army is off. The upkeep of the legionaries would be 1 for their pay, and 5 for their upkeep, making the total 6. 6x500= 3,000. Pay needs to factored in to the bowmen as well. Also, upkeep is paid seasonally, not annually.

Your fief populations are off as well. You need to subtract the people in your towns from the fief they're located in.

But with that crop fix, all other things are good. Just fix those things, and you're added to the accepted list.

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So Boerd said
Lol, no sweat bro. I know how taxing a number base system can be to run. Looking at the accepted list, we get to name our kingdoms. Kewl! Jarldom of Jorvik, if possible.Indeed, I was going to keep with the British theme. Orkneyjar is Orkney, Northreyjar are the Outer Hebrides.

You do sound like a man learned in NRPs. Tell me, have you played in one of Kadeuax's RPs? We may have met without knowing. And that is totally possible.

There is a British theme, but players a free to fuck around with it. I know one guy who said he wanted to make a middle-eastern themed land, as in a bunch of memluks came to Lundland and just made everyone in their slice of land a slave. I think his name was Hazmat, but he hasn't posted here in the OOC yet.

@ Magnificent: There is! No limits yet, since I expect people's schedules and inclinations will change with time.

@ Fortunes: Reading now.