Flooby Badoop

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Cale Tucker said
Heheh he he he ha ha h he he he ha ha ha he he he he ha ha ha he ha heI fucking love you FLooby, I fucking love you, I love you so much. But don't spoil how I'm going to conquer this land. I will win Lundland with all the morality, ALL OF THEM.I must keep this picture.

And I love how everything you say sounds like a death threat from an asylum patient.

"Flooby, thanks FOR THE CAKE. It was very NICE of you to go through ALL THE TROUBLE to bake it!"

"Aw gee, anytime, Cale!"

EDIT: Must have missed it, editing it now.

EDIT, The REDUX: Whatcha 'talkin about? Your sheet's got the updated treasury, crop stockpile, and buildings.

EDIT, The REBIRTH: Ooohhh, gotcha.

EDIT, The RESSURECTION: Done! I must say, the portrait has an uncanny likeness. Also, your Lord is certainly the most security-concious as well. You're like that one wolf in the pack that tears the throats out of bears, but lets the little squirrels hide in his trap-rigged bear cave [ which he stole from a bear ] during the winter.

To accompany the portrait:

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So Boerd said
Frankly a minor one. Not even 5% of my budget.

Not sure if comedically failing to address point being made, or actually missing point. . .

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So Boerd said
I have only made one frivolous purchase!

Because you're presumably already sending out the invitations, there's nothing to reveal, so I'll have my fun and discuss this.

Consider: the average peasant family lives off of 3 bullis a year. 3. Since the average peasant will live to be 60, this means they will have made 132 bullis from the time they've moved out and become independent, to the day they die.

Even in accounting for agricultural and economic advances [ new techniques, new tools, the potential invention of machinery ], if these peasants never really rise in socio-economic status, it would take them and their descendants eight centuries to make a sum close to what the Lord of their ancestor spent on a wedding over the course of a week. Their family line is more likely to go extinct than it is to collectively accrue a sum of wealth as great as you have just spent. People will ride on steamcycles, and wars will be fought with clockwork robots before their descendent will have ever achieved having the sum of money that you have just blown on this wedding centuries ago.

But then, it was only 'one frivolous purchase,' wasn't it? Nothing to fret about.

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Cale Tucker said
I apologize for wanting my people safe, Flooby. Apparently that is a crime.

You're actually one of the nicest lords in all of Lundland. Which is the same as saying you're the least deadly wolf in a pack of vicious Siberian huskys, but still!

I can't say anything in the public OOC without revealing your private actions, but while you've been exercising kind and generous rulership, throwing food and money around like candy in acts of charity is considered by some to be spendthrifty.

In other words, this is how I see Lord Solterra:



I say all this without a hint of seriousness. Any way you run your kingdom is a good way to run your kingdom to me. I just like to watch this big mess that is Lundland. <3

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That leaves just one more person left. Sorry gang, this took a lot longer than I expected it to. I'll be replying to everyone's IC PMs ASAP.

Also, after doing all these results, I'm convinced only Ashgan and Nexerus would be a decent Kings in real life. The rest of you are blowing money like B-list rappers. Seriously, the level of wastefulness, laziness, and corruption here is bordering on Richard the Lionheart levels. You people have genuinely shocked me, and I say that with no frivolity. Shame to you all!



SHAMMME!

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Cale Tucker said
Flooby, you made a booboo. Second post of this OOC thread has no information on Bloodsun (I had to go scouting!)Here's the link for you http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/53143/posts/ooc?page=2#post-1638777

That I did, much appreciated.

Doctor's appointment managed to turn into a slew of other chores. I'll be damned if I don't get these results finished tonight, though, because I've been looking forward to this shit.

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The snow burden Lundland bore slowly melts away. Where there was once dry, dead grass, there is now bright green fields. The dead flora have been reborn, and fauna multiply, feasting on the fruit of trees and bushes. Birds return from Mishfarden and beyond, to sing new songs in their old homes.

Humans leave their nests, and find welcome, warm suprise from a sun so long obscured, which now shines down on them, as if God himself were smiling at his subjects. The people return to the fields, to begin working again. The Waiting Season left much work undone, and the Working Season, true to its name, promises a great deal more work ahead. The fields hum with activity of all sorts, as people work to plough, tread, sew, build, and repair. In the markets of towns, shopkeepers announce their fresh wares, while housewives and street urchins scurry about streets.

But, separate from all that is natural, the Lords of the land act as though nothing has changed. They hunt, feast. scheme, order, and kill with the same frequency as ever.

The court of Bolgaz might have appeared quiet to the uneducated eye. But the servants see the representatives exchange notes in empty hallways, speak words behind closed doors, and whisper close to each other's ears at the dining hall.

Rone strangled a vixen today. He fell asleep with its tail hung over his bed.

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It is now the Working Season, AU 107

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Alrighty, it's past midnight. Working season IC incoming, as well as action results. It make take until next morning for all action results to be sent in, so check your PM boxes.

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Ashgan said
I see! Thanks for pointing that out, I actually missed that as it turns out. Uhm, yeah, your mercenary group may land in Mortham, if they enjoy a reputation of being reliable and not a bunch of pillagers. The kingdom's people will most likely keep an eye of them, but they're permitted to stay for a while so long as they do not cause problems. They are also informed that for the time being, the lord of Almare has no interest in hiring them.Sorry for not seeing this earlier Cale!

No need to worry about inactivity, but if you want to stay in the RP, you do have to get your orders to me by midnight EST.

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Cale Tucker said
Where's Ashgan?

You ask as if anyone knows, hah.