The Irish Tree said
When you're the only talking tree in existance, you make due with what you have.
The Irish Tree said
Depends, we talking a cold, hard brick wall? Or a soft...supple...well-textured wood-wall?Lay it on me Free.Who's the lucky face of your house?
The Irish Tree said
Free...I don't think you quite understand.Panties are only panties when you cannot see them, when you see them, the mystery is broken. It's similar to how some people find a woman in a bikini more attractive than a nude one...know why? THE MYSTERY LYING BEHIND IT! THE MINUTE A WOMAN LOSES THAT BIT OF MYSTERY, THEY LOSE THE IDENTITY OF THEIR PANTIES! AND I SHOULD REALLY STOP TYPING WHILE TIRED, I'M AFRAID OF MAKING SENSE ONE DAY!NEVER FORGET ABOUT THE PANTIES FREE! NEVER FORGET!
The Irish Tree said
Free...I don't think you quite understand.Panties are only panties when you cannot see them, when you see them, the mystery is broken. It's similar to how some people find a woman in a bikini more attractive than a nude one...know why? THE MYSTERY LYING BEHIND IT! THE MINUTE A WOMAN LOSES THAT BIT OF MYSTERY, THEY LOSE THE IDENTITY OF THEIR PANTIES! AND I SHOULD REALLY STOP TYPING WHILE TIRED, I'M AFRAID OF MAKING SENSE ONE DAY!NEVER FORGET ABOUT THE PANTIES FREE! NEVER FORGET!
Lucius Cypher said
Stripping bitches with my magnificence. You just can't win.
Lucius Cypher said
You think that's kinky? Behold... TRUE FETISHISM!