Freeshooter92

Fire Emblem: The Sword of Conquest

Allright Ereshk, PLEASE go along with Grey's theatrics, as we're approaching about 2304 KF and Grey can't take much more.

TentacleLord said
If everything goes according to plan, you guys'll run into a druid who's wearing those sort of robes. Although, to be fair, I don't think anyone will like that experience very much.

Please tell me that we won't have LOLMETALBIKINI sorcerers, right? There's literally no reason for it (Save fanservice. If there's one thing I can't stand about awakening, it's the overabundance of unnecessary creepy fanservice. Also, Nowi's romantic supports. Especially Gregor... urgh). A friend of mine tried to tell me that they didn't wear much because they were from the desert, but that's bullshit. Look at the middle east, everyone over there wears really bulky clothes. Partly because religion, but also because wearing so little is just asking for sunburns and heatstroke.

Fire Emblem: The Sword of Conquest

As Grey awaited the bandits to attack and probably kill him, he noticed something... odd.

Shadows didn't normally move like that, did the- HOLY SHIT THEY'RE TEARING HIM APART.

Grey watched in disbelief as the shadows ripped the bandit nearly to shreds (Stubborn bastard had enough meat to survive, apparently. What the fuck have these bandits been eating?) The other bandits were naturally horrified at this, and the victim was now writhing around on the ground to demonstrate. If Grey had to guess these ignorant jackasses thought magic was all fireballs and lightning, and this was some kind of terrible phenomena rather than just particularly nasty combat magic. Grey turned and saw the mage from earlier, who just demonstrated his status as a Shaman. Apparently the bandits hadn't seen him yet, and Grey's bulk coupled with all the smoke and the bandits' less than exemplary eyesight would likely keep him concealed if he didn't move.

Turning back, a downright predatory grin was plastered on his face as he got an idea. "Hey, mage." Grey hissed to Ereshk. "When I snap my fingers, finish him off. Not till then. And don't let them see you." Grey finished. Then he laughed. "Now, do you miserable piles of excrement see!?!" He shouted in grandiose manner. "I am the reaper, come to harvest you worthless souls! That was but a taste of my awesome power! In fact, I could have the shadows rend you to nothing with but a SNAP OF MY FINGERS!!!" At that, Grey Raised his hand out in front of him and snapped his fingers. I hope those bandits run, if they don't they'll destroy us... Where are you Alika?

Fire Emblem: The Sword of Conquest

Does anybody else miss Druids and their kickass robes?

"Back in mah day wearing more clothes made ya stronger, these 'sorcerer' yung'uns in thar skimpy not-clothes have got it all backwahds!"

Blood Act I~ Ghosts of the Past

I just want there to be a cardboard sign written in crayon titled 'Tyrael's Office' and the R is backwards.

Blood Act I~ Ghosts of the Past

"Now if you'll look to your right, you'll see the Chamber of Eternal Misery, however our necromancy teacher calls it his office for some reason." *CLANG* "Oh, don't worry. That was just another loose stone falling from the ceiling and hitting said instructor on the head, despite the fact that said ceiling was constructed from wood."

Blood Act I~ Ghosts of the Past

Lucius Cypher said
"You have arrived to the Pit of Endless Despair. Below you will find many irate tax accountants who have some choice words about your organizational skills."

Aunt Dana? what are you doing down there?

Blood Act I~ Ghosts of the Past

Now I imagine Tyrael to be that fucking guy that goes around hanging crudely drawn signs over all the other signs like in fucking crayon or something.

Blood Act I~ Ghosts of the Past

Rtron said
Tyrael is a chaotic maniac. You were there when he went nuts, betrayed and drove Lucilia insane, then proceeded to whoop everyone's asses in the inferno, after we all found out he and Lucilia were killing students in the name of creating an Angelmancer, all as an attempt to make Pylia strong, right? I learned a valuable lesson that day. Stay the fuck out of the Inferno unless you're a demon or worse.Besides, Uicle won't care. Others might have problems with it, though.

Does the sign say 'Tyrael's doom fortress' or does it say 'twilight college'?

Blood Act I~ Ghosts of the Past

Lucius Cypher said
Well, it's best not to actually dispose of their bodies. See, there can only be one version of their body in the Mortal Realm at a time, unless their spirit based demons. Demons with Physical Bodies can't simply warp back to the Mortal Realm if their corpse still remains, no matter how little of it there is. Demons can use certain rituals to quicken the decaying process, allowing them to return to the Mortal World in a day or so. It's why most high level demons explode, incinerate, disappear over time, shatter into glass, whatever. It's also why most demon-slayers use special weapons and seals when fighting demons; these weapons and seals ensures that the body is preserved, and so long as it remains so, the demons can't return to the Mortal World. The only way around it is to use an Incorporeal Body, but only particularly powerful demons can do this if they weren't simply made that way, and those who use this do not have a Physical Form to use to begin with, limiting their ability to do anything in the Physical World. No Physical Form also means no blood, which means that the demons can't even use their magic.For the college (And for what Tyrael is about to do), the best way to "Dispose" of the demons is taking their heads and preserving them using natural ingredients with magic. For Tyrael this means going Vlad The Impaler on them; he's currently constructing thousands of spikes with rune enchantments that would "Heal" the injuries it makes. It's fairly moot point however when you impale a bunch of demons heads onto them, but it does ensure that the demon heads do not rot away, and even if the birds decide to eat them, the flesh regrows, allowing the birds a constant supply of food. He'll erect thousands of these around the college grounds in order to show everyone how serious he is about the demon threat.

We can't just go all prometheus around the damn place. This is not the fortress of some chaotic evil maniac!

Fallenreaper said
@ Free, Lidda heading your way. :p

Is this still happening?

Fire Emblem: The Sword of Conquest

That's not good, we're rapidly approaching critical fuck.

I better get to work installing some fuck dampeners or we might bore a hole through the fuck-time continuum.