If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."
@Ace of flames01 Depends on where Dej is. I imagined near Ireland, or at least somewhere around there, due to it being a peacemaking civilization, I'd imagine it's in a place around the middle of the world.
edit: If not, something can probably happen to do a thing with the thing and the do.
Xoxi began the long walk towards her home. It's a small house, in surprisingly good shape on the exterior, and on the interior it's in decent shape, there's also power, supplied by a windmill nearby. The windmill is in a bit of bad shape, but could hold out for a few more years, provided these years are kind to it. There's some plants growing on the sides of the house and the windmill.
"...Plants... every day I swear it seems like more of them come. I should probably move out soon from this place before plantoids come and screw up my life."
"Hmm... maybe the coastline. Sand tends to not mix well with plants."
Xoxi proceeds to leave the house after grabbing her precious belongings and money for the journey. She heads over to the front gates to Dej, and consults with the carriage driver.
"Excuse me sir. I was wondering how far east you'll take me. I would love to stick around here for some more but the sea is where I truly want to be."
"Depends. How much coin you got, and how far you need to travel?"
"I need to go to where Britain used to be. Or as far as you'll take me in that direction."
"Britain, eh? About 50 silver and you got it."
Xoxi hands the 50 silver over and climbs in the carriage.
"Well, another day, another successful loot spree."
Xoxi said this as she left Dej's civilization, hauling a burlap sack over her shoulder. Today held a successful haul for her. Xoxi had been living on her own for near 16 years now, before the complete fall of humanity down to it's near collapse. Using the sewers that ran underneath the city as her routes for raiding and nabbing all loot was convenient, as it offered a safe route in and out of the city, and it can be an easy way to lose people that want to kill you, and provided you know where to go you can run under the entire city and hit every single large scale business and such.
"The Dej strike me as surprisingly... what's the word... ignorant, to my actions under the city."
Xoxi left the sewer and emerged outside of the city. Under fruit trees and near a lake, this was a perfect cover up for her secret entrance to the sewers. Nobody suspects the nice places.
Godly Parents: Mother - Selene (in the event of unknown, Greek Goddess of the Moon)
Sphere of Control: Stealth, shadows, and deception.
Civilization: Mycelings
Personality: Xoxi is convincing, deceiving, greedy, kind-hearted, homosexual, and sarcastic. She stays a neutral party for most of the time, and seeks to gain the trust of others. She will then use that trust to propel herself forward in the world. Being alone for the past 16 years though has made her slightly insane, but she still remains sanity in most situations.
A Small Guide to the Mind of Xoxi - Sewers are a unit of measurement. - Plantoids are responsible for her father’s death and should be slain. - Pizza is available at any time and is perfect for any occasion. - Should Pizza not be present cookies make for a good substitute. - “If it tastes like fish, find another dish. If it tastes like chicken, keep lickin’.” - Guns are useless for a thief. - Swords are also useless for a thief. - A thief is only as good as the trust she gains. - If a woman entices you with just her body, she is a complete and utter waste of a romantic interest. - Dicks are gross. Period. + It is completely justified to punt rogue mycelings as far as you can. +Screaming at an ocean is a good idea.
Sacred Animal: Mouse
Powers: Shadowcloak - Hiding in the shadows, Xoxi remains completely invisible for a short amount of time. (Invisibility can be broken by very sudden movements, like thrusting an arm, and muffles slightly.) Lunar Absorption - Passively gain energy when the moon is out. Persuasion - Simple stuff, just very strong convincing. Fortify Insanity- Make the mind very foggy and unorganized, making it hard to break (insanity rises; post switches to Xoxi's point of view). Subterfuge - A clone made of complete shadows appears, and can alter the world based on Xoxi's desires (Usable only when Xoxi has fortified insanity).
Weapon: Two daggers, made of a material with the consistency similar to bones.
History:
Raised homeless by a single father (Selene being occupied with other stuff,) Xoxi wasn't really allowed the joys of life. The city she was raised in didn't take too kindly to the homeless or children, and since she was both, she was treated like absolute garbage. Through a run in with a local thief, she was taken in by him, to which he taught her his craft. Xoxi excelled at this craft, being a natural prodigy at the art of sneaking, she hastily surpassed the mentor. She gained wealth and a small home for her father and herself, occasionally hiding the thief who taught her everything she knew. Eventually, her skills took a bad turn and she landed herself in a jail, far away from her original home. She broke out a few days in, via knocking out a female guard, dawning her clothes, and walking out the front door. She had left her home behind and was an escaped convict. She decided fate led her to where she was now and earned a living in that town. She still thieves and has even done some favors for the local police, but mainly for them to remove her from their list of wanted criminals. As of current standings she hops around cities and scavenges what she can without raising too much alarm.
Other: She occasionally sends letters and such to her father and mentor, despite both being dead and herself being one of the last "humans" (Demigods are a weird boat.)
Gyro
Gyro Chillbro
Gender: Male
Godly Parent: Xoxi Slevryn (in a sense)
Sphere of Control: Economy and Stealth
Civilization: Elected President of the Mycelings
Personality: He is small, reasonable, loyal, and lazy (in a sense.) He tends to use his knowledge of technology and economics to gain trust.
Sacred Animal: Mouse (duh)
Powers: Persuasion - easy stuff, persuading the opponent. Intimidation - works only on larger foes. Scares them out of combat. Bribery - Trick opponents into attacking each other over a bribe.
Weapon: Not picky over choice, will use whatever’s around that he can pick up. Does tend to use a sewing needle though.
History - One day he appeared. Same day he was elected President over his race. That’s it.
Other - Doesn’t like the idea of combat, and will remain pacifistic unless he’s in very immediate danger.
VILLAIN
Tlevran
Name: Tlevran
Gender: Male
Godly Parents: Talos (Deceased) Eris (Deceased)
Personality: Ruthless, heartless, and a cruel guy all around. He has basically no care for the lives of others, and really just wants to see everyone he meets dead in one form or another.
Sphere of Control: Strength, Blood, and Cruelty.
Civilization: Had one, committed a mass genocide within the first week of it’s existence. Why? Because one person said he sucked.
Powers: Berserk - All damage dealt is increased tenfold, catch is all damage received is increased tenfold Heart Rate - Control someone’s heart rate at will, however unable to make it go like 10bpm. Genocide - Slay all lesser beings in a very small radius around him (like 1 foot all around), catch is he’s completely tired afterward, and all magic is a no go when used by him
Weapons: A single, titanium meat cleaver.
History: Nothing is really known about Tlevran, other than his name, and what he plans on doing with it is unknown. He is said to be buried far underground, and is completely trapped, until someone frees him from his prison. As for why he is trapped, ancient legends say that he had slain his mother Eris, disposed of the body, and when his father Talos found out, Tlevran stabbed him in the gut, effectively slaying his father as well. With Talos’ dying breath, he sent Tlevran down into the crust of the Earth, hoping nobody would ever wake him from his ancient slumber. From the years spent under the ground, all of his skin turned black, and it turned his eyes a bright shade of crimson.
A race made entirely of genetically enhanced anthropomorphic mice, growing upwards to slightly past the typical human ankle.
Democratic-Republic
No powers except intimidation and persuasion
Aside from being slightly larger, Mycelings enhance to any environment very quickly, able to grow fur out in a very fast amount of time if the weather calls for it, and shed it quickly to where they can take harsh temperatures. In addition they have brains that contain most near everything humans have known upwards until space travel.
Housed up in the ruins of Great Britain
Xoxi is the goddess over this race. Well, post-learning how to make a race.
Mycelings are most definitely not combat oriented, and as a result are very frail. They also taste like not good.
The Abominations
A race made of the combined body parts of other races, and were created for army purposes when the clones of the Merged came about.
Monarchy
The race capitalizes on being an amalgamation, so every other race's powers the Abominations could have, but it depends on the specific Abomination.
[center][h3][u]Well hello.[/u][/h3]
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm [color=00aeef]Gardevoiran[/color], just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">Well hello.</span></div><br>I guess I should introduce myself, huh.<br><br>I'm <font color="#00aeef">Gardevoiran</font>, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.<br><br>I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.<br><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://ko-fi.com/U7U1HBS5"><img src="https://az743702.vo.msecnd.net/cdn/kofi1.png?v=0" /></a><br><br>I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not. <br><br>I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.<br><br>"What do you call a cow with two legs?"<br>"Lean beef."</div></div>