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5 yrs ago
Current Memes aside, pineapples on pizza is ok actually. Being shat on for liking things different from other people gets old after a while.
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5 yrs ago
Hark, it seems I am in dire need of medical attention that is easily accessible by specialized containers we call medical bags.
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6 yrs ago
no one cares about christmas. What is important is how we let some strange old man in red in our house depositing mysterious packages and never question him for it
7 yrs ago
Oh shit, I'm sorry
7 yrs ago
instructions unclear, snorted all the dicks
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Post up by tonight.
Also, just for the record. I totally won't try and rob everyone blind. Totally.
"Whoah..." She was trying to play the part of a star struck fan, and looking awed at the tricks Morgann was doing. Not that it was hard, she was genuinely impressed. If it was really some trick that was. The more she looked and the more she thought about what happened earlier...

Morgann gave her the handkerchief, with a neat signature at the corner.

Candy from a baby.


She should lift the signature and see if she can cash in some checks. Failing that, the signature could just be sold to someone willing to buy an authentic signature from the magician herself.

"Is that it, or would you like something else?"


It was a question running through Juno's head as well. Should she continue the act for a few moments more or should she just excuse herself now?

"Th-that was it. Thank you for the autograph!"
She looked hesitantly at the magician, again smiling shyly. It was a bit odd, but rather refreshing to see someone not taken aback by Juno's empty eye socket. But she was still going to try robbing her blind regardless. "Will you be performing again any time soon? I do so love your show."
So.... what sort of direction you guys are planning to take your characters in?


KAFKA. WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR LINE OMG


JESUS CHRIST CALM DOWN YOU'RE BREAKING YOUR CAR
Well, that was easy.

It took but a simple mistake from that waiter and already she had a name, location and profession. Morgann Lacroix, magician extraordinaire, with more magic than tricks in her magic tricks, from what she could see. Juno herself didn't really know the name, but if that waiter had heard of it, then Morgann must be a relatively successful magician.

Juno stood up, wearing her best smile, not too enthusiastic, but just enough, peppered with a bit of shyness. She approached Morgann, taking out a white handkerchief.

"I uh.. You're that magician right? Morgann Lacroix? I've seen your show, and.. and uh... I was wondering if you would give me your autograph?"
Juno held out the handkerchief with a hopeful look.
She headed to one of the better restaurant, whistling cheerfully as she entered the scene. Her mind went blank for a while as the sight of the batgirl from earlier wielding a sword and threatening what seemed to be Egrets failed to completely register in her mind. Oh thats right, there was another parasite wielder too.

"Nope."
With that, she turned around and walked to another cafe.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO EATING THAT CHEESECAKE?"


"I just remembered there was a better cafe over there, further away from here."


Ugh, city was going to hell quick. If she didn't know any better, she'd think the Skullgirl would suddenly appear and mug her.

Juno entered Mad Man's Cafe, thankful there was a distinct lack of murderous ferals or apprehensive looking Egrets in the place. With just a sigh of relief, she sat down at a table, straightening her suit and brushing off imaginary dust. After a moment ordering, and feeling slightly amused at the flabbergasted expression the waiter wore as she ordered, Juno noticed someone who seemed to stand out against the few people in the cafe.

While she didn't look at her directly, Juno pretended to scratch at her bandaged hand, opening just a little space for her eye on the gauntlet to see.

A... carnival person, a... a.. a circus person more like. Juno didn't quite know, but that seemed to be it considering the flash of the outfit the woman was wearing. So much flash it had to be a costume she used exclusively for performing. Which means she just got off from work. No one would wear their work clothes when they weren't working after all, not unless they were taking a break or had just finished working.

Either way, she haven't.... liberated.. anything from a circus yet. That circus person would certainly be worth tailing.
"WE ARE BEING WATCHED."

"Shush Marionette, no one could really see us, or even bother to look up."


Reaching the alleyway, she quickly slid down a fire escape ladder to the pavement below, landing just behind the couple with nary a sound. It helps that the din from the main road still reached here, masking any noise her good leather shoes made. Taking out one of those expandable police baton from her belt, Juno walked leisurely to the bodyguard's back, and gave him a solid whack on the nape with the baton. The lady looked upon her bodyguard collapsing with surprise, barely able to register that he had collapsed, before she too was knocked out cold.

Juno raised her baton for a moment, eyeing the both of them to make sure they were really unconscious. Satisfied that it was so, she started rummaging through their person. Judging from that man, he would have given her a fair amount of trouble had he put up a fight; more trouble than the mugging was worth.

"And done. We can't have the steak-"


"WHY WON'T YOU LET ME EAT STEAK?"
came Marionette's muffled voice from the bandaged hand.

"-but we certainly can have the cheesecake in one of the cafe nearby."


"THAT PLEASES ME."
You guys are fast, I'm still in the middle of writing my next post.
Am actually going to mug someone lol. Btw, if no one else is going to initiate a contact, I will try to in my next post. ^^
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