Guilty Spark

Artifacts of the Ancients

This is what an OOC should be like, most OOCs are like graveyards. Even when there are people it's not fun.

The Relics (Free Form/Fantasy/Character Driven)

You can't leave now that you're this committed!

Artifacts of the Ancients

chukklehed said
you're fired... and rehired as my professional joke writer.

That depends entirely on how many pre-Roman Roman coins/bacon you have, now doesn't it?

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Or bacon, they have an equivalent value to Lawyer Dog.

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This guy gets it, "Lawyer Dog is on your side. DUI? Dismissed! Traffic Ticket? Dismissed! Homicide? Dismissed! Anything is possible if you can afford Lawyer Dog!"

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Oh my god.

It happened, all of my dreams are coming to fruition right now. I need to call my mother and rub this in her face.

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As long as you're not weirded out by knowing I made an avatar for you because I thought this suit-dog looked more smug.



Look at that confidence, he knows he is about to win that high profile legal case.

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I'm sorry! This is my fault, I knew I had a problem and I kept on feeding my addiction to expanding on subjectively underutilized material and reformatting it into a conceptualization I found more intellectually stimulating!

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As long as you're not offended, I hope you like it.

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I want to give you credit for inspiring my current RP, but this wasn't really my style so I didn't join.