Guilty Spark

Where Angels Fear to Tread (Community Revived Edition)

SyrianHamster said
Okay you win. All I needed was an injection of steroids, and a big bit of "why the fuck didn't you see the other doctor instead?" advice.

Daily injections eh? My boss has that shit, it don't look pretty. He carries around that finger pricking machine, and a man bag of his 5-a-day fun runs... but then he is like, 50. You aint that old are you? 50 year olds don't know what anime is.

Oh no, I've been a diabetic since I was four years old. That was...fifteen years ago, it'll be sixteen in a few months. I was diagnosed on Thanksgiving (Thanks a lot) so I treat that as the anniversary.

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@Alida, The Kalesian Empire, while at least on the same continent, is far enough away that it would be impractical for Da-Hyun to have much knowledge of them, especially knowledge regarding their Vocators.

Police kill an unarmed cow

Now an Axe cop is getting involved, what slaughter does the future hold.

I clicked the sig, by the way,

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WilsonTurner said
How many can a battle canoe hold?

Battle canoe?

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BingTheWing said
*pulls out a bottle of Vodka and dons a Soviet outfit*

Nyet, nyet, comrade. Devil Springs is the good stuff.

Relevant

Police kill an unarmed cow

What's the world coming to when a cow can't even cross the road without being accosted by police.

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BingTheWing said
Pfft. Picky picky. How about a Jacob's Creek? *magically dons a suave waiter's outfit, and summons a wine bottle, glass, and a plate of oysters and cheese*

*flips plate*

I don't eat seafood, and wine is too weak. Must I do everything myself?

*pulls out a bottle of Fireball Whiskey*

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BingTheWing said
Oh that. Will get a CS for him up first. Have a Carlsberg while you're waiting. *throws a beer at you*

*catches beer, breaks it on your head*

Only the finest alcohol is allowed in my OOC.

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BingTheWing said
Dear lord, Guilt. Can't you see? Glittering drama queen. Obviously Starry's real name is Edward Cullen.

Do you want 'Gezhar' as an NPC or not?

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Guilty Spark said
Did you make a CS for him? With a link-able post in the OOC?