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    1. Guru 12 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
When you're so hungry that you order food delivered and then end up with food poisoning. Yuck

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Mod abuse? Who me? Never! Honest mistake. Purely accidental.
Jorick said
Shush you, you're the new mod on the block (technically), I'm asking the experienced one what's up. Get back to your training program or whatever they have you doing on your first days.


I might just 'Accidentally' click the ban button for you. Don't worry... purely accidental. And I reckon, I won't notice for a few days.
Jorick said
Hey Holmes, out of curiosity, how long are you planning to leave them banned? A day?


It's a surprise.
Jorick said
So based on Skype talk, apparently Nargle just fucked up and posted the wrong version because her phone sucks and didn't load the whole image. The thing she meant to post had no nipples. Whoops.


I guess Nargle will just have to suck it up till Holmes remembers to unban her within the next couple days. I mean... lolz. If we unbanned everyone who had an excuse. XD
Sherlock Holmes said
Nah, I'll go reverse the ban in a day or so. Stupid as dolphin tits and such are, they're not worth a permanent removal from the site just yet.(Of course, that's assuming I actually remember to go and reverse the bans later... XD)


Speaking of which.. I almost forgot....
Oh.. in case you guys forgot... bans are perma. XD

Kthksbye
Smiral said
Lol what was so bad it called for the first ban I've seen on Guild 2.0, because I posted a video of a dick flying around at the speed of sound a few days ago and no one cared.


I could give it to you now, if you'd like.

And believe me, that wasn't the first ban. We're just picking most of them off from the back row, while spam has it's heads turned. So... if you turn to see that person missing.. you might just know what happened.
Hey Guys...

P.S.A. : Dolphin Tits is a ban worthy offense. Just in case you guys didn't catch the memo the last idk... too many times it's been posted.
natsumehack said
That depends did you fire 5 or 6 times.


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