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It's cool how color works. :)
Lucian said
Let's bang.
lol
Drakel said
Meh I counted stamina with speed and considered the both of you pretty creative so took that off and just left it with Mike's strength that he gained from working so much in his job and your speed which I assumed based off of what I knew of you... And I don't know much about your RL so I gave mike a 1 up since he's have more to lose due to his daughter...Sorry.Though since I'm putting you two together I'd expect more of a beerfest than a bloodfest.
Aye. XD
Drakel said
@39 Hmmm... I think GenhisMike Vs Guru would make a really good fight. Mike has strength and Guru looks like he'd be more energetic and faster so in the end it'd be Strength vs speed fight... Though Mike can take a hit, added with his daughter on the line (she would live without a father) mike would fight till his last breath while Guru probably wouldn't. With weapons though it'd be a closer fight but I think Guru would win. Sorry mike but speed with a sword > strength with a sword... Either that, or Sherlock vs Sophi. Ban Hammer vs Sherlocked... The Classics vs the new... I think Sophi would win though...maybe... possibly... Idk... HEY SHERLOCK!!!!@40 It varies.
That is not what I expected. lol.
To be fair though, I'm very non-combative. Really, the only thing going for me is stamina and creativity. I could probably outlast Mike, easy. Maybe mess around a little with him. Other than that, he'd probably have the upper hand.
40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?
Usually inside jokes, or otherwise crude humor that most people would just find uninteresting. With the occasionally, ACTUALLY, Hilarious thing that does draw people in.
Usually inside jokes, or otherwise crude humor that most people would just find uninteresting. With the occasionally, ACTUALLY, Hilarious thing that does draw people in.
37.@Guru, no I asked because I read your answer to the thing about being a mod, it just came off very pretentious, please answer seriously.
I apologize that it came off that way to you... I don't know what to say, other than that.
I apologize that it came off that way to you... I don't know what to say, other than that.
36. Guru, why are you so pretentious?
I'm sorry you feel that way. Perhaps, it is because you don't know me.
I'm sorry you feel that way. Perhaps, it is because you don't know me.
25. Spam Mod Nominees - what makes you think you'd be a good mod?
I guess I'm obliged to answer this.... ?
I don't expect to be a good Mod, because it isn't about the 'Mod'. What counts for a Mod, is being a part of the 'Team'. What rest of the site views as 'Good' and 'Bad' mods, is simply a 'team' effort enacted by one mod who will take the rap for whatever comes out of it, whether it be hatred from a community or love and admiration. If you love your site and how it works, all your mods have done a good job working together. If you hate the site, then something just might be wrong with your mod team. We are a team, and at the end of the day, we all go to bed exhausted and whether we like it or not... think about you guys and how we can make this place a better site for everyone, cause this is a site we've grown to love ourselves. There is no other reason we'd put up with the stuff we are faced with. So yea... "That crappy mod, Guru" might bug me a bit, but it's ok. I can deal with it. It's a part of my job here that each of us work tooth and nail at. Sophi isn't the only one of us who has done a lot behind the scenes. We all have, at one point or another. I recall times, where stuff would just hit the fan and Sophi would be in here working her butt off trying to get things figured out. Next shift comes around, and I'd pick up where she left off. Then Gat... until the situation was resolved. THAT is what a 'Good' Mod is. Someone who can make up a good 'Team' and get stuff done, no matter what happens... because we have an appreciation for this site and it's community. I have the up most respect for those who came before me, and those who will be there after me.
I know... perhaps a little too 'serious' for a spam thread, but the truth needed to be spoken.
<3 Guru
I guess I'm obliged to answer this.... ?
I don't expect to be a good Mod, because it isn't about the 'Mod'. What counts for a Mod, is being a part of the 'Team'. What rest of the site views as 'Good' and 'Bad' mods, is simply a 'team' effort enacted by one mod who will take the rap for whatever comes out of it, whether it be hatred from a community or love and admiration. If you love your site and how it works, all your mods have done a good job working together. If you hate the site, then something just might be wrong with your mod team. We are a team, and at the end of the day, we all go to bed exhausted and whether we like it or not... think about you guys and how we can make this place a better site for everyone, cause this is a site we've grown to love ourselves. There is no other reason we'd put up with the stuff we are faced with. So yea... "That crappy mod, Guru" might bug me a bit, but it's ok. I can deal with it. It's a part of my job here that each of us work tooth and nail at. Sophi isn't the only one of us who has done a lot behind the scenes. We all have, at one point or another. I recall times, where stuff would just hit the fan and Sophi would be in here working her butt off trying to get things figured out. Next shift comes around, and I'd pick up where she left off. Then Gat... until the situation was resolved. THAT is what a 'Good' Mod is. Someone who can make up a good 'Team' and get stuff done, no matter what happens... because we have an appreciation for this site and it's community. I have the up most respect for those who came before me, and those who will be there after me.
I know... perhaps a little too 'serious' for a spam thread, but the truth needed to be spoken.
<3 Guru
17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?
Let's see...
I'd have to say Doivid would be my favorite spammer. Aza is pretty cool too. I wish Sophi would post... anything at all! Erm... Well, that's complicated.
If I HAD to choose one, it would probably be Doivid, simply for the fact that I know he shares the same sexual orientation and is not jailbate. XD
Let's see...
I'd have to say Doivid would be my favorite spammer. Aza is pretty cool too. I wish Sophi would post... anything at all! Erm... Well, that's complicated.
If I HAD to choose one, it would probably be Doivid, simply for the fact that I know he shares the same sexual orientation and is not jailbate. XD
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