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It is with pride, my faithful citizens, that I tell you 'R' has been slain. I was the one who buried him into his early grave. These neighbors of mine who stand against the GLORIOUS LEADER deserve to die a traitor's death. But, do not focus on my own individual actions. Several brave Reapers took part in this operation, a few lost their lives. Mourn them for a short while, but do not linger in sorrow. For every Reaper that is slain, two shall rise in their place to carry out the preordained justice of the GLORIOUS LEADER!

HAIL!

Operation Inferno has been put in effect. The rebels will come to fear the flaming fury the Reapers will rain down upon them!


Under the flag of the GLORIOUS LEADER, for the land of GLORIA, I dispense justice.

Peace Through Order.
Order Through Law.
Law Through Justice.

Our resolve shall guide us to glory.

HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER.


Attention, citizens. In the wake of recent destruction and terror wreaking havoc upon our ordered society, the GLORIOUS LEADER has invoked a band not seen in many ages. This, 'R', as you may know him or her... Is a menace. A blight upon our otherwise glorious cauldron of security, order, and peace. As I understand it, fear has cut through your hearts at these constant explosions. The display of evil has bloomed with the fanning flames of the unjust. I am hear to tell you, do not fear. You may wonder, how? How are we to keep this hideous emotion at bay... Well, my lovely citizens, I am the answer. Once, in an ancient time the GLORIOUS LEADER acquired his title through the aid of the most feared fighting force in the history of man. Songs were sung about them, stories written and told throughout the centuries until one day the stories faded into legend. Now, none but the truly elderly remember. I am a member, the leader of this order answering only to the GLORIOUS LEADER and no one else. Who am I? I am no one, as we all should strive to be. We are none but the selfless, faceless mass who live to serve the greater good of all mankind. And, there is no greater good than to bring glory to the GLORIOUS LEADER. Who am I, and who are we who serve in this feared force?

We, we faceless men my wonderful citizens... We are Reapers. In the shroud of darkness and the fog of night, we bring terror to those that would wrong us. Traitors, invaders, lawless scum that they are. Our blades, our guns, our bullets, as one united force we bury evil into the last pit of Hell where it belongs. 'R' is one of them, and he shall be casted down into the gloomy nothingness of death. If you need a name to call me, then I have been granted one. You may call me 'Dark Wind'. Yes, it is a strange name isn't it? But, as a Reaper; having a name dedicated to the GLORIOUS LEADER is the highest honor. I am the faceless terror of the howling wind, bringing down the shriek of vengeful justice upon my victims with the cutting blade of cold. And once my work is finished, I vanish once more into the shadows, haunting the next wrongdoer. We the Reapers are your cloak, your shield, your ultimate protection. Wear us, and we shall not fail you nor guide you down the wrong path.

Only those of the strongest will forged in the hottest fires may follow us and join our ranks. If you wish to join...

Don the cloak.




And then, speak these words:

Evil lurks, and my light must now burn. My fire shall not be extinguished until I fall. I am the blade that cleaves the darkness, the harbinger of justice. I sacrifice my name, individuality, and all selfish glory for the sake of the greatness that is the GLORIOUS LEADER. I shall be the faceless terror that stalks the night, the ghosts that haunt our enemies, the reaper who sends the traitors and invaders to the foul abyss. My fire shall consume the darkness this day and all the day's to come!


The winds of justice shall devour our enemies! All hail the GLORIOUS LEADER!
Donald Trump; the excellent and most virtuous man who says what everyone is thinking... if we were all Mississippi residents in the 1960s.
oh crap I need to write.
But school.
But RPGC.
whaaaaaaiiiii


The GLORIOUS LEADER does not suffer the puny troubles that stem from the education system. Quash these minuscule issues, his magnificence will not be bothered by a failure of priorities!
MADE A CHARACTER. Figuring out the sorority.

Bricks keep falllliiinnggg one by oneeee....
That may have been the most entertaining review of all time.
No order.

The Godfather (Leave the gun, take the cannoli.)
Cool Hand Luke (I can eat 50 eggs.)
Gladiator (My name is gladiator.)
Empire Strikes Back (Nooooooooooooo.)
The Matrix (I know kung fu.)
Good Will Hunting (It's not your fault.)
Titanic (What a goddamn majestic movie.)
Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2 (Taking liberties here. Yeah, two movies. But it's pretty much a continuous thing. But... if I'm picking one or the other: damn. It changes all the time so right now I'm feeling Vol. 1 more.)
LOTR Trilogy (See above, but I'll say I'm loving Fellowship of the Ring the most right now)
The Last Samurai (Because reasons)
I'm a fan of Watson, and Dabo Swinney's enthusiasm for the sport and his team. I love that Clemons is new and has shed the shadow of a lot of things that have been associated to them.

However. I'm a fan of consistent excellence, and it's truly amazing to see what Bama and Saban have done in college football the last; what is it now? 8 years? Incredible.

Roll. Tide.
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