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You've found a way to monetise simple conversation. I think we've found the next Donald Trump, guys.

Big spam skype call where we watch a sherlock homles cartoon, and maybe other cartoons.

I'd actually be down for this if I could get Skype to actually effing work.

we need more TC fun so why not always have TC fun?

Azarthes said
Yes. Yes. This is what I needed from these gifs.

SPAM MOD ELECTIONS 2014 - Round 1

Jorick said
I vote we immediately disqualify both Drakel and Nat for polluting this thread with their dipshit slapfight that looked to be pulled right out of a special needs kids classroom.

We can't disqualify Nat for the same reason he actually got nominated in the first place.

By popular demand:

Dervish said
I have 4 rifles (shotgun's coming up next), about 4 combat knives, 2 good sized folding knives, a tomahawk, and a "tactical" spear (which I freely admit I bought simply because it looked cool). Good for camping or, you know, stealing people's organs. I had pretty good lessons about knife fighting when I was in the army, the guy teaching us was an Afghanistan veteran.

See, being an incorrigible Britfag, that just seems insane to me. I was part of the ATC (junior RAF) for a while and fired a few rifles, but only under very strict conditions and monitoring, and the idea of people just owning them privately and carrying them around freely is bizarre to me. Awesome in some ways, but bizarre. It's one of the things I'd struggle with most if I end up moving over to North America, I think.
I imagine knife fighting in reality is considerably less glamorous and intricate than it is in Hollywook films, no? xD I didn't know you'd been in the army, though (though that may speak of my obliviousness more than anything else.)

Lucian said
I'll take this as a compliment.

"Name your favourites."
"Lucian."
That is, indeed, a compliment. Though I really wouldn't be too happy about it, my opinion isn't worth much; I actually liked Pitch Perfect.

Doivid said
I don't get it.

Since when does anything Turt says make sense anymore?

locked out of my house

Stay with a friend? :/

By popular demand:

Remind me never to piss you off, Dervish. All I have is some particularly eye-stingy detergent spray.

Sometimes...

Azarthes said
Try electricity

Don't listen to him. He's the Devil.



Not even once, kids.

Jster said
I've had months of inactivity at times, but I'd never go and say I was a part of that group. I've always kinda lived up to my accidental namesake in that I jump in, crack a few jokes, rile people up, and then disappear into the sidelines.

I remember you being around during some of my earlier Spam days, that's the only reason I mentioned it. Some of it bleeds over just from the fact that people'd mention you all the time when discussing old shenanigans (and others like you - those who pop in and out), making it sound like you'd been really active before.

Tea.

Jster said
The one thing I smuggled back with me from China was two boxes of tea and one of them was Jasmine. It's something I indulge in every now and then. Now I have cravings.

You're killing me here. Literally all I have right now is ordinary tea. Maybe one or two packets of chai. And ordinarily, I'd warn against smuggling over the Chinese border, but for Jasmine tea it's undoubtedly worth it. I'm curious now, though - were you just there on holiday or..?

Tea.

Awh man. There's a restaurant chain here in the UK called Wagamamma's, centered around various Asian cuisines. And they do Jasmine tea - literally, take the flower, place it in hot water, and serve it to you. You can watch the flower "bloom" as it heats up in the water as the tea slowly blooms. It's awesome and delicious and now I have cravings. Curse you.