Halo

Drawing Spam Members as Cats

Do me(ow)!

Pity party thread

ImANargleHunter said
Did you bit their face?

Bit.
Nargle, that kind of kinkiness needs to wait until at least the fourth, maybe even the fifth date. Where's your sense of propriety? >:c

Newbs, Noobs, and Newbies:

Kill Bones said
I think age is an awful indicator of qualityCan't we just go by penis size like everyone else

And watch Smiral crumble into dust?

Is anyone in spam doing any DnD?

Sherlock Holmes said
No, I don't have time for this shit. Get out of my forum, Mummy.

Spam Marriage Announcement!

Zed said
Go die, please.Kthanxbai.

Play nice.

Joegreenbeen said
But then... Who would... Awwwww, okay.

Get a spine. Your name is Joe, not Jelly.

Aws's Minecraft

He pressed F2 because eff-you, that's why.
imsosorryicantstop

2014 World Cup thread

The best thing about that game was Rodriguez' goal. Ooft.

Newbs, Noobs, and Newbies:

Doivid said
I like the false sense of oldfaggotry I get from my old join date despite the fact that I wasn't even active for very long.

[2]. Technically joined Feb '10, which would make me a proper oldie, but wasn't active until Jan/Feb '12, making me merely middle-aged.

You are a moderator or admin for one day

Joegreenbeen said
I'm curious to see who this Darthwarman is.

He was just a particularly irritatingly stupid troll who went down in a blaze of not-so-glory.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

It's been an epic read, Jorick, and it's kept me up far too late far too many a time. I'm honestly sad to see it come to a close, but the ending was spectacular and touching enough to soften the blow.