
Sherlock Holmes said
You should hear him when he's drunk and gets the hiccups.

mdk said
WHAT SO MEN CAN'T HAVE BEAUTIFUL TITS YOU SEXIST?!?Ahem. The best I've seen for our predicament is the .
mbl said
Truly bad fanfiction can only come from the heart. Only when one's heart and soul are poured into a yaoi-slash story that completely ignores the canon personalities of those involved can a fanfiction be recognized as utterly terribad. You've got to feel it, man; be the fanfiction, live as your characters and act out your most disgusting sexual fantasies... and then share them with the world.
Lady Squee said
Or have Halo do your homework.