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How Not to Feel Like an Adult

KuroTenshi said
Also here's a 'how to not feel like an adult'See a flock of pigeons and run at them waving your arms and making nonsense sounds to make them fly away because FUCK PIGEONS!

I find that rolling down a hill like a sausage going "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" works better.

Test

#bluehammermasterrace

Historical Movies

Braveheart. Most historically accurate film I've ever seen.

Fred Phelps

But smoking is for cool kids, Turtleton.

How Not to Feel Like an Adult

WHY IS EVERYONE IN SPAM SO TINY.
Ahem.
Gotta be honest, feeling like a wee kid again isn't a bad feeling. Somewhat carefree, really.

How Not to Feel Like an Adult

Tempest said
They'd have to be able to reach your face, first. Give em a hand, find a step stool.

I was once naive enough to believe they couldn't. Then I found out my 5 foot tall friend could kick me in the face if she wanted to. They say the quiet ones are the dangerous ones, but really it's the midgets.

How Not to Feel Like an Adult

I'd say all the teenie people are adorable if I didn't think they'd all slap me for it. I'll just stick with ">6feet master race".

How Not to Feel Like an Adult

Sitting in the dark, sleepy at 9.30pm, drinking chocolate milk. I am 6.

A Gift for Spam

Gotta love the daily mash. Another article by them, might remind you of your times going out in Liverpool!