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    1. Hans von Lek 10 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current drugs, germs and steel. wait. no. that's not it.
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10 yrs ago
When you want to join an RP of a particular theme, but no threads for it exist, and you doubt it'd be all that popular if you were to make your own thread for said theme.
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10 yrs ago
well at least you're quite free to follow - or even participate in - my riveting discussions on which varieties of paint dry the fastest.
10 yrs ago
post regarding pokemon go
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10 yrs ago
Cuckold Joe is my rap name.
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Bio

Some fucking idiot who probably isn't worth thinking about all that seriously. He is a 23 24 year old doofus situated somewhere on the planet and studying International Relations at some university. He is fond of history, militaria, fiction, vidya, tabletop wargaming, comic books, and writing in third person. Oh, and he seemingly likes talky-walky animal people as well. We have no idea what the hell is up with that nonsense. He has diagnosed mental problems, so maybe that's got something to do with it.

He probably isn't a robot or a German IRL. However, we cannot be certain.

He likes a variety of different RPs, and is thus liable to show up anywhere, anytime. As a general rule, he isn't particularly keen on fandom RPs, but you never know; there may be some day be an exception.

I could be wrong. I could be right.

Most Recent Posts

@Shard

I'd say I'm ashamed of myself. But I'm not!

@Haru Nyan

This is so, but you can tell by the implications made by the text still in the game that he was -obviously- intended to be the sluttiest of the lot.
@Haru Nyan Yeah well I bet Ymahr has held the hands of many a man, the shameless strumpet he is! He also maintained eye-contact throughout the ordeal!
@Haru Nyan

... Oh god. I am seeing the world with new eyes. This is far too unsettlingly accurate.

The lack of a human to orient the harem shenanigans around is the great quest Shard mentions in the IC post, we must first find him.
@Haru Nyan

Oh me oh my. Morenatsu 2 confirmed.

Wait. Fuck. My power level is showing.

EDIT: Hahaha holy fuck. Did we just...?

Either my eyes missed your reference to Morenatsu at first, or it was edited in. Either way, golly gee.
@Haru Nyan

Double the bara, double the bear. It is a self-feeding loop of ever increasing bear and bara, as well as utter redundancy.
Blame the bara bear man. He put me up to this! D:

But seriously though, I'm sure there's ways to bail him outta there, heheh. I mean, even if stuff goes bad, he seems to always find a way to come back and terrorize Millennium City some more anyhow, that Grond.
It is done! But a bit short. Just couldn't think of much to incorporate, heh. I'll aim for more next time, my apologies.
After finally getting what he considered some well earned rest, Zack was on his way once more. As was his usual habit, he avoided traveling upon the road itself, instead wandering through the bushes parallel with them, using the hedgerow as concealment. Despite wandering this tract of wilderness many times before, it still awed him. But his thoughts kept returning to the girl. "I do wonder if she ever made it back to the city. Perhaps I should have gone with her." One thought ran. "Well, I can't go and make people reliant on me. At the end of the day they can only depend on their own power, like I do." Went another. "The weak crumble on the road of life, that's what our people have always said." He concluded, putting the thoughts to rest for now.

Soon an additional factor absorbed his focus. He heard and felt a great thud! of something collapsing in the distance. His attention piqued, he rushed over in its approximate direction, completely disregarding the twisting and snapping of twigs and branches under him, and the occasional stubbing of his boot tip into the occasional rock.

Having made his way up a sudden incline of terrain, he found himself in a small clearing in the woods. Ahead of him an ursine male, badly bloodied, was gingerly making his way away from Zack's destination, and seemingly nursing his wounds. Zack pondered for a moment, then wandered out from the concealment provided by the tree he was observing this bear man from behind.

"Hail to you, bear man. What is the substance of this great kerfuffle you've found yourself thoroughly fucked by?"
Sounds like an idea!
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